Trade Trout.....Release Pujols.....Arte Is Cheap

[VariousCrap]

Fire Scioscia!!!!

[popo85]

Ba ba ba but 2002...

Pujols needs Respect!!..

 

 

[UndertheHalo]

Arte should sell back to the Autry family. 

[JAHV76]

Sign Randy Winn

[lbjames]

We can replace Ryan with two 8 - 7 pitchers.

[Lou]

We got Ken Hill!

[JAHV76]

Esteban Yan will be a key contributor to the bullpen

[floplag]

3 hours ago, Lou said:

Yes, you did, but its ok   we still love ya

[tomsred]

Time to sleep like a baby.

[T.G.]

Angels trade Steve Finley for Edgardo Alfonso! Yes!

[T.G.]

Kinsler is a bounce back candidate 

[Taylor]

4 hours ago, floplag said:

I agree much of it is silly, but this is after all a message board forums for thoughts both popular and not so much is it not?

HaloThunder, is that you?

[Angelsjunky]

Release Pujols, trade Ralston Woodenstein for Freddie Freeman, sign Harper and Machado and undouche both of them, trade Torii Hunter Sr and Vernon Wells' mansion for Noah Syndergaard and Jacob deGrom, trade Chevy Clarke for JT Realmuto, inject Luis Rengifo with Joe Morgan's blood and semen, sign Craig Kimbrel for 2/$8M, let Andrelton Simmons sleep with Madonna so he hits like A-Rod, bench Upton and travel to 2022 for peak Adell. 

There, done.

C Realmuto

1B Freeman

2B Rengiforgan

SS Simmons Madonnaized

3B Machado, undouched

LF Peak Adell

CF Trout

RF Harper, undouched

DH Ohtani

Rotation: DeGrom, Thor, whogivesafuk

Closer: Kimbrel

 

 

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

How has neither Mathis nor  Ralston Schmidt not been mentioned?

[eligrba4ever]

5 hours ago, hangin n wangin said:

Jeff Davannon still available??

eh forget it... Arte is probably too cheap for him anyway.

I still recall that interleague weekend (?) in San Juan when Jeff hit like Vlad against Vlad's  Expos. Unless that's a false memory.

[T.G.]

Pick one:

Albert's salary is a sunk cost.

They need to just waive him.

They need to buy him out (even if it's against the CBA)

He will retire to save himself from embarrassment.

He needs to go on permanent DL

Trade him back to St. Louis.

Trade him for Jacoby Ellsbury.

He will retire so that his career BA doesn't dip below .300

He'll retire after he hits his 600th homerun

He'll retire after gets his 3,000th hit.

He's hurting the team more by playing.

Worst contract ever.

He's going to take AB's away from Ohtani.

Can't get rid of him because he's buddies with Mike Trout

He deserves respect and can do whatever he wants

Moreno doesn't have the balls to get rid of him

The shift is killing him.  He needs to go the other way.

 

I'm sure I left off a couple dozen others...

[red321]

craig

[nando714]

play Trumbo at 3rd

[19HALO71]

Trade Weaver.

[Stradling]

Eric Stamets

[makepeac]

To shore up the bullpen, trade Tom Brunansky for Doug Corbett.

To beef up the offense, trade Dante Bichette for Dave Parker.

Wash, rinse, repeat...

[Make Angels Great Again]

Napoli should start over Mathis.

 

Fight me.

[Dtwncbad]

1 hour ago, makepeac said:

To shore up the bullpen, trade Tom Brunansky for Doug Corbett.

To beef up the offense, trade Dante Bichette for Dave Parker.

Wash, rinse, repeat...

I was so pissed off at the Bichette trade that I literally ignored the team for about a full year.  Obviously when you are a fan, you "come back" and I did.  But that one trade drove me away for a full season.

[mrwicked]

19 hours ago, hangin n wangin said:

Cory from Boy Meets World. Kool.

dat topanga tho.

[Mark68]

21 hours ago, Make Angels Great Again said:

We should extend Pujols and release Trout.

We should catch and release Trout.