Does anybody else suffer from anal seepage?

[tdawg87]

It seems like every day I'm going back to rewipe after shitting. And I wipe until there's blood most times.

How does this happen? I'll get up and my ass feels like it popped a grease balloon. It's nasty and then I'll have to wipe like 5-6 times to get clean.

I'm getting frustrated.

[Lou]

Dear Abbey . . . 

[Blarg]

Please stay on the East Coast. We really don't need that spreading to the toilet seats around here. 

[Tank]

Call your doctor.

[Stradling]

Suffer, no.  

[wopphil]

Funny, I was going to start a thread about butts too.

But mine was going to ask for peoples' thoughts on the cheeky bottom. It's kind of a game changer IMO. Skimpier than normal bottoms, but not nearly as slutty as a thong. So sexy MILF types who are a little daring can wear them without standing out too much. 

But it is quite remarkable to be at a resort with hundreds of other people, and yet some gals dont give a fu*k and still rock a tiny thong. God bless them.

[Lou]

I love the Hot Stove season 

[notherhalo]

that so called "bulletproof coffee" gives me something not good

[arch stanton]

[T.G.]

[AngelsLakersFan]

Too much fat in your diet

[yk9001]

[Lou]

45 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Too much fat c*ck in your diet ass 

sinner 

[AngelsLakersFan]

4 minutes ago, Lou said:

sinner 

I wasn’t trying to be so specific

[Brandon]

Manpon 

We used to know this dude we called Mickey Manpon. Mic was the type of alcoholic that the alcohol always fucked his shit up and he would throw in a manpon. But the dude would walk around in basketball shorts and the thing would fallout. I’ll never forget one time we’re at the pub and gets up to take a piss and it falls out. My buddy and I start laughing as it’s blatantly there in plain sight for people to see. The bartender comes out to clean a bit and sees it on the ground. She picks it up and crumpled it while saying, “Why are people so messy and take care of their shit.” My buddy and I went from disgusted to literally laughing our ass off.

True story that my buddy and I always have to bring up when we see each other.

[T.G.]

This is a crappy discussion

[Lhalo]

4 hours ago, Brandon said:

Manpon 

We used to know this dude we called Mickey Manpon. Mic was the type of alcoholic that the alcohol always fucked his shit up and he would throw in a manpon. But the dude would walk around in basketball shorts and the thing would fallout. I’ll never forget one time we’re at the pub and gets up to take a piss and it falls out. My buddy and I start laughing as it’s blatantly there in plain sight for people to see. The bartender comes out to clean a bit and sees it on the ground. She picks it up and crumpled it while saying, “Why are people so messy and take care of their shit.” My buddy and I went from disgusted to literally laughing our ass off.

True story that my buddy and I always have to bring up when we see each other.

[yk9001]

20 hours ago, Brandon said:

Manpon 

We used to know this dude we called Mickey Manpon. Mic was the type of alcoholic that the alcohol always fucked his shit up and he would throw in a manpon. But the dude would walk around in basketball shorts and the thing would fallout. I’ll never forget one time we’re at the pub and gets up to take a piss and it falls out. My buddy and I start laughing as it’s blatantly there in plain sight for people to see. The bartender comes out to clean a bit and sees it on the ground. She picks it up and crumpled it while saying, “Why are people so messy and take care of their shit.” My buddy and I went from disgusted to literally laughing our ass off.

True story that my buddy and I always have to bring up when we see each other.

Brandon can't be at a bar.

He has to be at a pub. 

[Taylor]

On 11/12/2018 at 9:24 AM, AngelsLakersFan said:

Too much fat in your diet

I read this as, "Too much fart in your diet."

[Vegas Halo Fan]

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

I read this as, "Too much fart in your diet."

That would be shart, thank you.

[Jason]

Earlier today I accused @Taylorof bumping pointless threads then I remembered this enlightening one so thought it deserved a bump 

[Taylor]

47 minutes ago, Jason said:

Earlier today I accused @Taylorof bumping pointless threads then I remembered this enlightening one so thought it deserved a bump 

Good bump, my Padawan.

[Jason]

I’m hoping @tdawg87s issues have been resolved