The Official 2018 Election Thread

[Crampknees]

1 minute ago, Geoff said:

 

And think everyone on this forum has come to agree that speeding down the highway while shitfaced drunk is attempted murder.

The fact that Beto got closer than most by crashing into another driver (and then trying to leave the scene) makes it even worse.

We all trust you not to vote for someone like that, Cramp!  So, go on ... slip a Dikeman into the senate!

 

Hah!  I had to change my sign to "slip a Dikeman into the Senate."  Excellent. 

[Crampknees]

One, I do not have a BETO sign, you all know I use effects to try and make no point.  It is curious to me why Lyin Ted does not use this against him but I guess "they are all coming over the border to kill you" is more effective. 

[Spirit]

21 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

One, I do not have a BETO sign, you all know I use effects to try and make no point.  It is curious to me why Lyin Ted does not use this against him but I guess "they are all coming over the border to kill you" is more effective. 

 

Plus, why would he want to open the "murder" can of worms when his own father killed JFK?!

 

[Lou]

1 hour ago, Crampknees said:

I have a BETO sign on my lawn.  Hasn't sparked much interest from my neighbors, especially the one who put the Jeffress book in my mail box bringing me good tidings and I proceeded to burn it in the fireplace. They wont look at me anymore. 

 

32 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

Living in Texas I just have to do my part whatever it takes to make sure the Likes of Lyin Ted lose. It will never happen but you have to try. My congressman who I have played golf with won't look at me anymore either.  He is a Nunes lackey.  Set the bar real high. 

 

i'm sensing a theme here 

[Crampknees]

27 minutes ago, Geoff said:

 

Plus, why would he want to open the "murder" can of worms when his own father killed JFK?!

 

lol, good point. 

[Crampknees]

23 minutes ago, Lou said:

 

 

i'm sensing a theme here 

Come on, I laid it out there and that the best you got.  Maybe I need to bring my space force cadet back. 

[Kevin]

1 hour ago, Crampknees said:

Of course you are joking. I was going to say something about sticking a finger in their chest and dragging them out to the woodshed but your editing prowess would not turn out well for me. 

I actually went to high school with Marcia the few times she was there.  She wouldn't look at me either. 

She was more into the incest thing with Greg.

[Taylor]

12 hours ago, calscuf said:

For the OC locals, any preference for District Attorney?

Rauckauckas has always seemed like a total sleaze.  

Spitzer has had his own issues.

https://voiceofoc.org/2018/06/rackauckas-leads-spitzer-in-early-returns-for-oc-district-attorney/

https://voiceofoc.org/2018/09/nelson-called-spitzer-outrageous-and-more-now-he-endorses-him-for-da/

Anyone care?

When I was in 9th grade, I wrote an essay about why it should be illegal to smoke in cars that have more than one person in them. My essay got nominated for some award, and I was interviewed by the OC Register. Todd Spitzer sent me a certificate congratulating me. The certificate was addressed to "Ms. Taylor."

F Todd Spitzer

[Adam]

Ummm shouldn't the vehicle owner get to set the rules for what goes on in his car? Sounds like Spitzer got it right! 

 

[Taylor]

2 minutes ago, Adam said:

Ummm shouldn't the vehicle owner get to set the rules for what goes on in his car? Sounds like Spitzer got it right! 

 

Perhaps him calling me a chick was his passive-aggressive way of saying, "Your law proposal skus."

[mtangelsfan]

12 minutes ago, Taylor said:

When I was in 9th grade, I wrote an essay about why it should be illegal to smoke in cars that have more than one person in them. My essay got nominated for some award, and I was interviewed by the OC Register. Todd Spitzer sent me a certificate congratulating me. The certificate was addressed to "Ms. Taylor."

F Todd Spitzer

Even then you were a lib.  

[Lou]

20 minutes ago, Taylor said:

When I was in 9th grade, I wrote an essay about why it should be illegal to smoke in cars that have more than one person in them. My essay got nominated for some award, and I was interviewed by the OC Register. Todd Spitzer sent me a certificate congratulating me. The certificate was addressed to "Ms. Taylor."

F Todd Spitzer

When I was in HS, a good friend and I would compare letters we had received from colleges as kind of a competition. (he was also a neighbor) . 

One day he comes over waiving an envelope from Duke while gloating. I snatched it out of his hand and opened it. it read:

Hello, 

As a prospective black female student, Duke University would like to . . . 

 

The best part were the pamphlets showing black students walking across campus, in the library studying , etc. 

[Taylor]

14 minutes ago, mtangelsfan said:

Even then you were a lib.  

Yep, but I didn't realize it. I watched Fox News and thought Sean Hannity was a cool guy.

[Blarg]

24 minutes ago, Lou said:

When I was in HS, a good friend and I would compare letters we had received from colleges as kind of a competition. (he was also a neighbor) . 

One day he comes over waiving an envelope from Duke while gloating. I snatched it out of his hand and opened it. it read:

Hello, 

As a prospective black female student, Duke University would like to . . . 

 

The best part were the pamphlets showing black students walking across campus, in the library studying , etc. 

Did he get the scholarship or not?

[the dude abides]

14 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Yep, but I didn't realize it. I watched Fox News and thought Sean Hannity was a cool guy.

It must've been Alan Colmes's domineering presence on the show that swayed you.

[Lou]

12 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Did he get the scholarship or not?

yes. "she" was voted President of the BSA

Actually, he went to Cal, then later transferred and graduated from UCLA. 

[Taylor]

22 minutes ago, the dude abides said:

It must've been Alan Colmes's domineering presence on the show that swayed you.

Ha. I remember watching Hannity and Colmes late one night on Christmas Eve. I must've been in 6th or 7th grade. I don't know why I was watching it on Christmas Eve.

[Lou]

5 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Ha. I remember watching Hannity and Colmes late one night on Christmas Eve. I must've been in 6th or 7th grade. I don't know why I was watching it on Christmas Eve.

because you're white and your family all hate each other?

 

[Blarg]

10 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Ha. I remember watching Hannity and Colmes late one night on Christmas Eve. I must've been in 6th or 7th grade. I don't know why I was watching it on Christmas Eve.

Because Angels With Dirty Souls wasn't on yet? 

 

How was the pizza?

 

[Tank]

6 hours ago, Taylor said:

When I was in 9th grade, I wrote an essay about why it should be illegal to smoke in cars that have more than one person in them. My essay got nominated for some award, and I was interviewed by the OC Register. Todd Spitzer sent me a certificate congratulating me. The certificate was addressed to "Ms. Taylor."

F Todd Spitzer

don't want that confusion to happen again? then cut your hair, you hippie!

[Taylor]

8 minutes ago, Tank said:

don't want that confusion to happen again? then cut your hair, you hippie!

I was a late bloomer, so my voice sounded like a girl's until I was, like, 16. Now, it's a deep, rugged, gravely manly man's voice.

[Tank]

17 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I was a late bloomer, so my voice sounded like a girl's until I was, like, 16. Now, it's a deep, rugged, gravely manly man's voice.

like this guy?

[Lou]

nope 

 

[Taylor]

Nope, more like Bieber pre-pubescence and the movie trailer guy post-pubescence.

[Kevin]

31 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Nope, more like Bieber pre-pubescence and the movie trailer guy post-pubescence.

See @Adam reparative therapy works. Give it a try.

 

Are "Adam is gay" jokes still in or am I entering calscuf territory?