Legitimately considering a move out west.

[Tank]

5 hours ago, nate said:

California is awesome with an INO on every corner.  

perfectly said, buddy!

#poornate

[Tank]

51 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Wheres @Tank?

binge watching the entire iron eagle franchise. Go Doug Go!

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, calscuf said:

Listen tdawg, you should be aware that if you come out here, basically everyone but Adam, Phil, TORS and me is Mexican.

TORS is brown. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

2 minutes ago, Tank said:

binge watching the entire iron eagle franchise. Go Doug Go!

 

[tdawg87]

Washington seems like a good choice. I have a good friend who moved out there after joining the Navy.

Also Chuck gives handjobs in his basement.

[Blarg]

7 minutes ago, calscuf said:

Don’t be an asshole.

Had drinks with him, he's permanently tanned and a lot more buff than he leads on to being. Also friends with Aybar and a henchman fill in on the weekends but you can't let his watch commander know. 

[Blarg]

4 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Washington seems like a good choice. I have a good friend who moved out there after joining the Navy.

Also Chuck gives handjobs in his basement.

Washington is great for increasing your depression about being out of shape and poor while you stand in the rain waiting for the bus. About 8 days a year the sun comes out from behind the clouds, so there's that to look forward to. 

[Tank]

1 hour ago, calscuf said:

Do you like DUI accidents at noon on a Sunday?  Do you like people swimming in their clothes?  Do you like it when your neighbor keeps a muffler on his roof for safe keeping?

hey, isn't that the original opening to the pina colada song? "if you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain..."

 

 

think of me kindly as you sing this song for the rest of the day, boys.

 

[Lou]

In before "it only rains __ days a year in Washington"

[Chris]

This Southern California sunshine picks up my spirits...just saying.

[tdawg87]

23 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Washington is great for increasing your depression about being out of shape and poor while you stand in the rain waiting for the bus. About 8 days a year the sun comes out from behind the clouds, so there's that to look forward to. 

Well I love the rain.

Also, I'd think living in SoCal would make me feel worse about myself when everyone is out at the beach shirtless (except the Mexicans) and the sun is out and I'm inside masturbating.

[Jobu]

Bend Oregon

[Lou]

34 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Well I love the rain.

Also, I'd think living in SoCal would make me feel worse about myself when everyone is out at the beach shirtless (except the Mexicans) and the sun is out and I'm inside masturbating.

it's Cali, bro!

you can masturbate outside 

[tdawg87]

I don't plan to live in the IE

[Blarg]

34 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Well I love the rain.

Also, I'd think living in SoCal would make me feel worse about myself when everyone is out at the beach shirtless (except the Mexicans) and the sun is out and I'm inside masturbating.

You move to California you are not living by the beach. The rent is ridiculously high up and down the coast. 

[Stradling]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

I don't plan to live in the IE

But Lou and I both live in the IE

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Stradling said:

But Lou and I both live in the IE

Gross

[Stradling]

Hey @Lou how are your plans to move back east coming along?  

[AngelsLakersFan]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

I'd think living in SoCal would make me feel worse about myself when everyone is out at the beach shirtless (except the Mexicans) and the sun is out and I'm inside masturbating.

It hasn't bothered me.

[AngelsLakersFan]

1 hour ago, Jobu said:

Bend Oregon

Leave Oregon alone man.

[AngelsLakersFan]

32 minutes ago, Stradling said:

Hey @Lou how are your plans to move back east coming along?  

Don't you mean south?

[Lou]

1 hour ago, tdawg87 said:

I don't plan to live in the IE

[Lou]

1 hour ago, Stradling said:

Hey @Lou how are your plans to move back east coming along?  

the only way I end up back east is if I'm cremated and one of my exes spreads my ashes over the green monster in Fenway Park as a final FU*K YOU!

[Blarg]

You need to marry better women. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

3 hours ago, Blarg said:

Had drinks with him, he's permanently tanned and a lot more buff than he leads on to being. Also friends with Aybar and a henchman fill in on the weekends but you can't let his watch commander know. 

You had me at hello, Blargito