Here You Go MT

[arch stanton]

That's true, and it's why texting should be illegal while driving. That doesn't mean you'd be a world class driver blowing a .1, though.

I said I could, not that I would. If I was king a first DUI offense would get you a lifetime bus pass.

[RallyMo]

I said I could, not that I would. If I was king a first DUI offense would get you a lifetime bus pass.

 

Wait, Lifetime drives a bus for DUI offenders in your kingdom?

[Spirit]

That's true, and it's why texting should be illegal while driving. That doesn't mean you'd be a world class driver blowing a .1, though.

 

Part of the breathalyzer system in cars should include a cell phone jamming system.  That way phones could not work inside of cars when the ignition is turned on.

 

Real solutions! 

[Glen]

Part of the breathalyzer system in cars should include a cell phone jamming system.  That way phones could not work inside of cars when the ignition is turned on.

 

Real solutions! 

 

 

You're worse than Obama.

[Spirit]

You're worse than Obama.

 

If we can just save one life ...

[Glen]

If I had a brother, he'd look like Geoff.

 

Wait a minute, I have two brothers.  Neither of them look like him.

[Jason]

Breathalyzers? What if you're being chased by a serial killer and your only escape is your breathalyzer equipped car and you happen to be UTI? Fumbling with keys is cliche so this would be a nice change of pace. But seriously I don't care since I don't drink and drive.

[Spirit]

Breathalyzers? What if you're being chased by a serial killer and your only escape is your breathalyzer equipped car and you happen to be UTI? Fumbling with keys is cliche so this would be a nice change of pace. But seriously I don't care since I don't drink and drive.

 

 

You could just reach for your semi-automatic ... umm ... wait.  Those will go away too.

 

You could just open your case and pull out your banjo and ... umm ... I guess those will probably go away too.

 

 

 

I guess you just die.  Sorry.  But the more important thing here is that we're saving lives! 

[St1ck]

Give him the breathalyzer 

 

[Futch Winkleman]

Breathalyzers? What if you're being chased by a serial killer and your only escape is your breathalyzer equipped car and you happen to be UTI? Fumbling with keys is cliche so this would be a nice change of pace. But seriously I don't care since I don't drink and drive.

 

I don't see how it's relevant whether or not the person being pursued has a urinary tract infection.

[Tank]

My posts usually are. 

 

YUUUUUUUUUUUUP!