Underwear

[Blarg]

27 minutes ago, red321 said:

The problem is actually the wife...a few months ago I was looking in the closet for something and found a huge bag of socks...turns out she hates folding socks, in part because they always get separated, so she just tosses them in the bag. She must love listening to me rant about not having any friggen socks because after almost 10 years together she never once mentioned she did this. I went through and matched/folded them...almost 60+ pairs of socks.

Okay, forget what I said about sock purchasing. Divorce your wife.

[NJHalo]

 

[Stradling]

27 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Okay, forget what I said about sock purchasing. Divorce your wife.

That or buy sandals. 

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

Probably 15 years ago I bought new undershirts to wear to work and wore one straight out of the package as I was running late and didn't have any clean ones.  Ended up breaking out in a rash all over my chest and back and have made it a point to wash clothing items before wearing them.  

[Thomas]

22 minutes ago, Stradling said:

That or buy sandals. 

Red is a liberal in California. He is legally required to wear socks with the sandals.

[AngelsLakersFan]

2 hours ago, red321 said:

The problem is actually the wife...a few months ago I was looking in the closet for something and found a huge bag of socks...turns out she hates folding socks, in part because they always get separated, so she just tosses them in the bag. She must love listening to me rant about not having any friggen socks because after almost 10 years together she never once mentioned she did this. I went through and matched/folded them...almost 60+ pairs of socks.

60!

[red321]

1 hour ago, Thomas said:

Red is a liberal in California. He is legally required to wear socks with the sandals.

ha...she actually tossed my speedo slide style sandals when we first started dating. Went to get them out of my trunk one day and they were gone. I asked her if she'd seen them...yep. Did she know where they were...yep....and if I wanted to dig through the trash I was welcome to try and find them.

On a separate note...she started swimming a few weeks ago and just came home with some spiffy new speedo slide sandals...apparently they are ok if you are a "swimmer"....and really really comfortable.

[red321]

1 minute ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

60!

yeah, I keep having to buy flippin' socks. Saving a fortune now that I'm working from home most of the time.

[Blarg]

That's a stinky old bag. 

2 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

60!

 

 

I meant the one with the socks. 

[mtangelsfan]

3 hours ago, red321 said:

The problem is actually the wife...a few months ago I was looking in the closet for something and found a huge bag of socks...turns out she hates folding socks, in part because they always get separated, so she just tosses them in the bag. She must love listening to me rant about not having any friggen socks because after almost 10 years together she never once mentioned she did this. I went through and matched/folded them...almost 60+ pairs of socks.

that is some passive aggressive awesomeness right there.

Best ten year prank ever.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Told my wife to go through her panty drawer after I counted 50+ in there. Apparently she likes buying underwear. And hates throwing them away. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

Not wanting to wash them is generally my main reason for buying new ones in the first place...

"Fuck I have to do laundry today or I won't have any underwear... ahh I'm already at Walmart anyway, might as well pick some up!"

[mrwicked]

3 hours ago, red321 said:

The problem is actually the wife...a few months ago I was looking in the closet for something and found a huge bag of socks...turns out she hates folding socks, in part because they always get separated, so she just tosses them in the bag. She must love listening to me rant about not having any friggen socks because after almost 10 years together she never once mentioned she did this. I went through and matched/folded them...almost 60+ pairs of socks.

reminds me of a (kind of lame) riddle.

there is a man at the mall who bought 3 pairs of white socks and 3 pairs of black socks. as he's leaving, another man is walking in with socks to return, he had also bought 3 pairs of white socks and 3 pairs of black sox. each pair is held together with a rubber band as you'd expect.

they bump into each, and the socks fall into a pile.

both men are blind. and no one helps them.

even though the socks are all jumbled up, eventually they are able to each get back to having 3 pairs of white and 3 pairs of black socks.

how did they do it?

[Tank]

10 hours ago, Glen said:

Stupid sexy Tank.

that's what she said. bam!

[Tank]

4 hours ago, red321 said:

The problem is actually the wife...a few months ago I was looking in the closet for something and found a huge bag of socks...turns out she hates folding socks, in part because they always get separated, so she just tosses them in the bag. She must love listening to me rant about not having any friggen socks because after almost 10 years together she never once mentioned she did this. I went through and matched/folded them...almost 60+ pairs of socks.

i had no idea you were a rockefeller. thanks for slumming with us pedestrians, sock king.

[Don]

You guys wear underwear? Weird. And not just in winter?

[red321]

No, thank you

[Vegas Halo Fan]

10 hours ago, Slegnaac said:

Has anyone tried those Duluth buck naked underwear?

I'm in the process of gradually replacing all of mine with these. Best underwear on the market, IMO. They're a bit pricey, but they last forever.

[Blarg]

3 hours ago, calscuf said:

Speaking of Speedos, my wife really wanted me to get a pair for Bora Bora since it's French and all.  I looked for a pair in Europe when I was there the week before but all they had on display was winter stuff.  As it turns out men in Bora Bora were wearing board shorts so I guess it turned out ok.

(Despite the fact that this story isn't very interesting and seems to be a douchey travel brag, it wasn't meant to be.  I apologize that it didn't end with me in a speedo.)

Cal's in his Speedo.

[tdawg87]

13 hours ago, red321 said:

The problem is actually the wife...a few months ago I was looking in the closet for something and found a huge bag of socks...turns out she hates folding socks, in part because they always get separated, so she just tosses them in the bag. She must love listening to me rant about not having any friggen socks because after almost 10 years together she never once mentioned she did this. I went through and matched/folded them...almost 60+ pairs of socks.

I have a pile of socks like that too. 

[CaliAngel]

It must be nice having a wife to bitch about on the internet. Oh wait...

That being said, do you guys think that gassy rank farts could actually put holes in underwear? Like the actual gassy toxic release? Holy hell after some nights when I've been drinking, my farts are terrible, and my underwear is the brunt of it. I've actually gotten holes in my underwear where my ass is, and it's a bitch because underwear ain't cheap anymore and I have to throw them away and replace them. 

Most the time I just put them on anyways, but seriously. It's like there's some acidic corrosion going on. 

[CaliAngel]

7 hours ago, Don said:

You guys wear underwear?

Not with jeans.

[Lhalo]

15 hours ago, mrwicked said:

reminds me of a (kind of lame) riddle.

there is a man at the mall who bought 3 pairs of white socks and 3 pairs of black socks. as he's leaving, another man is walking in with socks to return, he had also bought 3 pairs of white socks and 3 pairs of black sox. each pair is held together with a rubber band as you'd expect.

they bump into each, and the socks fall into a pile.

both men are blind. and no one helps them.

even though the socks are all jumbled up, eventually they are able to each get back to having 3 pairs of white and 3 pairs of black socks.

how did they do it?

[Jobu]

7 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

I have a pile of socks like that too. 

Someday you'll find one that's wife material. 

[Homebrewer]

Damn...now I really want some new underwear.