Underwear

[Tank]

When you buy new underwear, do you wash it first before wearing or are you good to go right out of the package?

[arch stanton]

My wife would lose her OCD mind if I tried to wear underwear out of the package.

[tdawg87]

Why would you wash them first? Is there a chance the 12 year old Asian girl who stitched them decided to try them on and blow queefs into them before the plastic went on?

[Adam]

I wear them straight out of the package

[Blarg]

If I was a billionaire all of my underwear would be washing machine virgins. Straight out of the package then into the goodwill bag after one wearing. Same with socks. 

 

 

[Adam]

30 minutes ago, Blarg said:

If I was a billionaire all of my underwear would be washing machine virgins. Straight out of the package then into the goodwill bag after one wearing. Same with socks. 

 

 

Yep

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

If I was a billionaire all of my underwear would be washing machine virgins. Straight out of the package then into the goodwill bag after one wearing. Same with socks. 

glad to see i'm not the only one who's thought of this scenario.

 

for myself, not for blarg. 

[Tank]

2 hours ago, Adam said:

I wear them straight out of the package

same here. wearing some new ones now, as a matter of fact.

[Glen]

3 hours ago, Tank said:

same here. wearing some new ones now, as a matter of fact.

Thanks for sharing.

[Glen]

Stupid sexy Tank.

[ELEVEN]

5 hours ago, Blarg said:

If I was a billionaire all of my underwear would be washing machine virgins. Straight out of the package then into the goodwill bag after one wearing. Same with socks. 

 

 

Sell them to prisoners

[tdawg87]

1 hour ago, Glen said:

Stupid sexy Tank.

I'd let Tank fuck me in the ass, if you catch my drift. 

[AngelsLongBall]

You guys are goddamn savages.  Are we talking tighty whities or boxers here?  My dolphin smooth undercarriage requires the proper amounts of fabric softener to reduce chafing.  Makes me aerodynamically slippery, built for speed

[red321]

Most of my socks are one timers, because no matter what the hell I do, at least half of my socks end up as singles.

 

[Blarg]

Buy all the same sock and color. Problem solved.

[Blarg]

51 minutes ago, AngelsLongBall said:

You guys are goddamn savages.  Are we talking tighty whities or boxers here?  My dolphin smooth undercarriage requires the proper amounts of fabric softener to reduce chafing.  Makes me aerodynamically slippery, built for speed

Champion power cool boxer briefs. 

[AngelsLongBall]

Just now, Blarg said:

Champion power cool boxer briefs. 

Stupid sexy Blarg

[nando714]

10 hours ago, Blarg said:

If I was a billionaire all of my underwear would be washing machine virgins. Straight out of the package then into the goodwill bag after one wearing. Same with socks. 

 

 

People buy underwear at the goodwill?

[AngelsLongBall]

19 minutes ago, nando714 said:

People buy underwear at the goodwill?

[Slegnaac]

Does over drying damage the elastic waistband, or does under drying damage the elastic?

Has anyone tried those Duluth buck naked underwear?

[red321]

exofficio and REI make great boxers

[Glen]

27 minutes ago, Slegnaac said:

Does over drying damage the elastic waistband, or does under drying damage the elastic?

Has anyone tried those Duluth buck naked underwear?

I have. They're great. Expensive but gteat.

[Stradling]

I love this thread.  This is not underwear related, but I was working last week and went to check out the cleanliness of an item which was inside a bottom cabinet, and I blew out the seat of my pants.  This lead to me leaving the restaurant I was at immediately, heading 5 miles to buy another pair of pants, wearing them out of the dressing room and heading back to the restaurant.  

[red321]

2 hours ago, Blarg said:

Buy all the same sock and color. Problem solved.

The problem is actually the wife...a few months ago I was looking in the closet for something and found a huge bag of socks...turns out she hates folding socks, in part because they always get separated, so she just tosses them in the bag. She must love listening to me rant about not having any friggen socks because after almost 10 years together she never once mentioned she did this. I went through and matched/folded them...almost 60+ pairs of socks.

[Slegnaac]

I think she was gaslighting you.