Winter

[Adam]

I've noticed when its cooler and dry, I lose a lot more pubes to the urinal when I take a leak than in warmer, more humid months. 

[red321]

10 degrees windchill create some amazing frozen boogers. A well targeted blow could take  an eye out. 

[red321]

on the plus side, wife isn't talking about how we should think about living on the east coast anymore. 

[Homebrewer]

Chuck is in Chicago today. High of 19, low of 13.. with wind gusts up to 25 MPH.

[gotbeer]

38 minutes ago, Homebrewer said:

Chuck is in Chicago today. High of 19, low of 13.. with wind gusts up to 25 MPH.

So what you are saying is to compensate, Chuck is drinking heavily.  Or was it more than usual.

[Homebrewer]

 

[Kevin]

2 hours ago, Adam said:

I've noticed when its cooler and dry, I lose a lot more pubes to the urinal when I take a leak than in warmer, more humid months. 

And another reason why AO's opinion about winter weather is flawed. 

[Tank]

10 hours ago, Adam said:

I've noticed when its cooler and dry, I lose a lot more pubes to the urinal when I take a leak than in warmer, more humid months. 

That's because you've been "scratching" yourself more vigorously to keep warm.

knock it off.

[Don]

8 hours ago, Homebrewer said:

Chuck is in Chicago today. High of 19, low of 13.. with wind gusts up to 25 MPH.

The wind is the only part that matters. I'll take 5 degrees and still over 20 degrees and windy eight days a week.

[mrwicked]

it's crazy cold here in sf.

almost eastern europe not snowing but damn bone chilling cold.

[wopphil]

CeraVe. Apply once a week to dry skin and all your problems are cured.

[arch stanton]

I've enjoyed watching my wife battle my 8 month old daughter. Even though it's only mid 40's when they go out in the morning mama wants the little one to wear a hat and she refuses.

[Stradling]

.....is coming

[Adam]

1 hour ago, cezero said:

from -5 to 45 in 3 days

i could wear shorts in this and be completely comfortable

weird having winter break start on a wednesday, btw

My wife teaches all the way through the end of the week. 

[Adam]

She gets 3 weeks. Santa Ana. Lots of kids go to Mexico for a while

[Amazing Larry]

Good luck coming back.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, cezero said:

If we did that, our first day back would be Jan 2nd. Not so sure I'd like that, lol. 

Our last day was last Friday. We resume school January 3 as lots of our kids and families attend the Rose Parade.

[HaloNArizona]

In Prescott Az, we are screwy....last day of school is the 23rd of December and we return to school on the 9th of January.  My wife is pissed off at this lame as schedule.

[AngelsLongBall]

Wax yourself dolphin smooth.  Use aquafor as necessary.  You're welcome

[Sully151]

My kids last day was last Friday, my wife's school doesn't get out until this Friday. Sucks

[Don]

11 hours ago, cezero said:

from -5 to 45 in 3 days

i could wear shorts in this and be completely comfortable

weird having winter break start on a wednesday, btw

I feel you man. It was crazy cold here for a few days, then got warmer today finally. Came home for lunch and let my dog out. It felt super nice while I was out there with him. Looked at my phone... 37 degrees.

[ELEVEN]

22 hours ago, cezero said:

going to the store right after work to get enough food and liquor to last though dec 25th.  i just don't want to deal with anybody at any type of store until xmas is over. 

No shit. I wont set foot in a store this week.

[ten ocho recon scout]

I recently trevelled and was in the negative degrees. loved it, wish we could get it out here for a few weeks in the winter.

I know some people hate the cold, but if youre in southern california, enjoy the "cooler" weather while its here...it wont last.

 

[red321]

I recently traveled and thought the freezing weather was one of the stupidest things ever invented. Seriously...such a pain in the ass. Put on 5 layers of clothes to go outside, get in the car, start sweating...take off gloves, jacket, and hat...but have to try and put them on before you get out of the car to walk 50 yards to get inside...only to have to take off a few layers...but then you have to carry them because the place doesn't have a coat room...so you leave on your jacket until it's too fucking hot so we take off the jacket...and then you walk outside so you put on everything to walk 1/2 mile uptown...and your ears are freezing because you didn't want to bring the beanie...and then you try and use your phone to get directions...but you have on gloves, so you have to take off your gloves to bring up the map....and then you walk a block and realize was it 5th or 6th...so you take off your gloves again...and then you get annoyed so you just leave off on of your gloves...seriously...just stupid all around.

[Tank]

Red doesn't like to winter.