Talking politics with the significant other

[m0nkey]

What's the best way to go about this?  The girlfriend was going on about how the country was doomed last night which I disagreed with but I just let her go on.  We almost never talk politics until the past couple weeks, and we obviously have different views, but I'm trying to tread lightly. 

[mtangelsfan]

Dump her.  

[AngelsLakersFan]

Put something in her mouth.

[Lhalo]

Donkey punch usually does the trick.

[Stradling]

Let her talk and talk and talk and talk.  When she stops talking make your point, but attribute it to something you agree on no matter how small it is.  Then change the subject.  You're welcome. 

[Adam]

"I appreciate your point of view. I'm going to give that some thought."

Learn those words.

[Tank]

make a game of it. every time she says something like "doomed" or "trump" remove a piece of your clothing and repose alluringly on the sofa.

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, mtangelsfan said:

Dump her.  

First response really was the thread ender.

[Taylor]

On 11/9/2016 at 2:23 PM, Stradling said:

Let her talk and talk and talk and talk.  When she stops talking make your point, but attribute it to something you agree on no matter how small it is.  Then change the subject.  You're welcome. 

 

On 11/9/2016 at 2:41 PM, Adam said:

"I appreciate your point of view. I'm going to give that some thought."

Learn those words.

Genious!

[Thomas]

Date someone older than high schoolers!

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Thomas said:

Date someone older than high schoolers!

You just confused the crap out of Cory.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Like a few of her sisters pics on IG, and make sure she sees it.

Ive never had an ex argue politics with me.

[Jason]

Just pretend you totally agree with her. She will most likely agree to relations after that

[Ordos]

You could always just grab her by the pussy...

[arch stanton]

Marry a foreigner

[Adam]

On 11/9/2016 at 12:56 PM, m0nkey said:

What's the best way to go about this?  The girlfriend was going on about how the country was doomed last night which I disagreed with but I just let her go on.  We almost never talk politics until the past couple weeks, and we obviously have different views, but I'm trying to tread lightly. 

She dump you yet, moron?

[Lou]

You're welcome to use my line:

" you're one more stupid opinion from being single"

 

[Lou]

6 minutes ago, Adam said:

She dump you yet, moron?

That's m0ron to you, buddy.

[m0nkey]

13 minutes ago, Adam said:

She dump you yet, moron?

Somehow we're engaged

[arch stanton]

6 hours ago, m0nkey said:

Somehow we're engaged

She's going to take a lifetime's worth of revenge on your ass

Edited March 17, 2020 by arch stanton

[Angelsjunky]

1 hour ago, arch stanton said:

She's going to take a lifetime's worth of revenge in your ass

[T.G.]

This works every time...

 

[Angelsjunky]

Tell her what I tell my girlfriend: "Stop with the ideas and make me a sammich."

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 3/17/2020 at 2:59 PM, Angelsjunky said:

Tell her what I told my ex-girlfriend: "Stop with the ideas and make me a sammich."

You're welcome.