Can this trend be reversed? SJWs

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, NrM said:

Hope you libs are happy. this is the new world we're living in. Only going to get worse. I'll be identifying as autistic and gay. You guys better get on board before you are left to the wayside

“The ex­change op­er­a­tor filed a pro­posal with the Se­cu­ri­ties and Ex­change Com­mis­sion that would re­quire listed com­pa­nies to have at least one woman on their boards, in ad­di­tion to a di­rec­tor from an un­der­rep­re­sented mi­nor­ity or one who is les­bian, gay, bi­sex­ual or trans­gen­der. Com­pa­nies that don’t meet the stan­dard would be re­quired to ex­plain why not.”

 

I am.

[Jason]

1 hour ago, NrM said:

Hope you libs are happy. this is the new world we're living in. Only going to get worse. I'll be identifying as autistic and gay. You guys better get on board before you are left to the wayside

“The ex­change op­er­a­tor filed a pro­posal with the Se­cu­ri­ties and Ex­change Com­mis­sion that would re­quire listed com­pa­nies to have at least one woman on their boards, in ad­di­tion to a di­rec­tor from an un­der­rep­re­sented mi­nor­ity or one who is les­bian, gay, bi­sex­ual or trans­gen­der. Com­pa­nies that don’t meet the stan­dard would be re­quired to ex­plain why not.”

 

As a white male, all you have to do is identify as a black female lesbian and then eat some other girl out and you're good to go. It's not that complicated dude. 

[gotbeer]

I bet a lot more Elizabeth Warrens will be on Nasdaq corporate boards.  

[Tank]

6 hours ago, Lhalo said:

Nasdaq seeks mandatory board diversity for listed companies

The company filed a proposal Tuesday with the Securities and Exchange Commission that, if approved, would require all companies on the exchange to disclose the breakdowns of their boards by race, gender and sexual orientation. Companies that do not comply could be delisted, or kicked off the exchange.

https://apnews.com/article/business-board-of-directors-38bceb1f1579518b5b1d97df5b029569

why is my sexual orientation necessary for anyone to know if i'm on the board of JC Penny or Cheesecake Factory or Foot Locker? 

this is assinine and way unnecessary.

[Tank]

4 hours ago, gotbeer said:

I bet a lot more Elizabeth Warrens will be on Nasdaq corporate boards.  

oh man, that reminds me of that joke about some guy on a plane who told this hot chick his name was Tonto Goldstein.

[Tank]

The Other Day On The Plane

A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Anxious to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, “So where are you flying to today?”

She turns and smiles, and says, “To the annual Nymphomaniac Convention, in Chicago.”

He swallows hard, and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here’s the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting right next to him, and she’s going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, “And what’s your role at this convention?”

She flips her hair back, turns to him, locks onto his eyes, and says, “Well, I try to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really” he says, swallowing hard. “And what myths are those?”

She explains: “Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess this trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who romance women best, on average.”

“Very interesting,” the man responds.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed, and blushes. “I’m sorry,” she says, “I feel so awkward discussing this with you, and I don’t even know your name.”

The man extends his hand and replies, “Tonto. Tonto Goldstein.”

[T.G.]

That was very George Castanza like...

[Adam]

Educate yourselves 

 

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/straight-black-men-are-the-white-people-of-black-people-1814157214

[Adam]

Our friends got this lol

[Blarg]

Someone is wasting a lot of postage to show just how much of a douche they are. 

[Adam]

1 minute ago, Blarg said:

Someone is wasting a lot of postage to show just how much of a douche they are. 

Spoken like someone who needs to educate himself.

[Blarg]

It was probably these twats.

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, Adam said:

Our friends got this lol

This was posted about in another thread, except it happened in Minnesota.

[Adam]

Just now, Taylor said:

This was posted about in another thread, except it happened in Minnesota.

Is my brother fucking lying to me, Taylor?

[St1ck]

7 minutes ago, Adam said:

Our friends got this lol

 

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

This was posted about in another thread, except it happened in Minnesota.

It even has the postmark of MN on the envelope. So either Adam or his friends are full of shit. 

[gotbeer]

Children’s museum under fire for “misguided” PB&J restaurant

[Adam]

Just now, st1ckboy said:

 

It even has the postmark of MN on the envelope. So either Adam or his friends are full of shit. 

I knew it was MN. My bro sent it to me this morning and told me it was sent to our friend. I broke the news to him.

 

Fuck. I'm like a journalist now. 

 

Sorry. 

 

I'm ashamed

[St1ck]

Just now, Adam said:

I knew it was MN. My bro sent it to me this morning and told me it was sent to our friend. I broke the news to him.

 

Fuck. I'm like a journalist now. 

 

Sorry. 

 

I'm ashamed

It's alright we can still have a schooner of IPA and some wings.

[Taylor]

6 minutes ago, Adam said:

Is my brother fucking lying to me, Taylor?

There's only one person on this forum who accused someone's anecdote source of being full of shit. @tdawg87 might remember. It involved people living in/near Portland.

[Lhalo]

Charlize Theron Is Ready To Remake Die Hard As A Lesbian Lead

https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/charlize-theron-die-hard.html

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Lhalo said:

Charlize Theron Is Ready To Remake Die Hard As A Lesbian Lead

https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/charlize-theron-die-hard.html

This sounds stupid  but she's hot and there better be some cunilingus in it 

[AngelsLongBall]

2 hours ago, Lhalo said:

Charlize Theron Is Ready To Remake Die Hard As A Lesbian Lead

https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/charlize-theron-die-hard.html

On the one hand I’m tired of Hollywood having no imagination and having to reboot with a hot ass lesbian. And on the other hand is lotion

[Blarg]

11 hours ago, AngelsLongBall said:

On the one hand I’m tired of Hollywood having no imagination and having to reboot with a hot ass lesbian. And on the other hand is lotion

It seems December is the Angelswin version of Oscar Award winning posts. 

For Best Post in the Hangout Forum the winner is:

AngelsLongBall with "On the other hand..." 

[tdawg87]

He didn't end his second sentence with any punctuation, so it's disqualified. 6/10 would not recommend.

[AngelsLongBall]

4 hours ago, calscuf said:

That’s called art you unrefined gorilla.  There was no punctuation to infer he dropped what he was doing at that points and began masturbating.  He could have used three dots, but that would have been cliche.  

Sad I have to explain this.

I’m glad you have my back