Mike Trout Rap Song

[Chuck]

Rough draft on this song.. Just the rough draft open to tweaks.

Our stream still flows

While their lakes run dry...

Trout still spawns

Helping the Angels fly...

He instills chills

With an astronomical RBI

Taking flight,

Mike, our Millville Meteorite..

Just watch the stream flow

As the season’s seen live

All at the way to the heavens with

Twenty-seven ways to die

With a gravity-defying catch

When fielding in Anaheim

He’s undeniably a match 

For greatest of all-time..

His streak can only grow

Pitchers oughta opt to quit

Once they â€œreel" from the first pitch, HIT

Not missed like the opposite

At 20 years old

He’s a legend in the mist

Equipped with the gills and gall

To crush ‘em all over the fence..

With the the tenure of a rookie

And a professional confidence

There’s no question,

Among us, a legend exists...

It seems he’ll never falter...

You can lead rookies to water...

But can you

Teach â€˜em to fish, like this!?

[gotbeer]

I like tdawg's rap better.  

 

Dammit Tdawg.  The squirrels in my head are singing your song in Easy-E's voice.

[Chuck]

I like tdawg's rap better.  

 

Dammit Tdawg.  The squirrels in my head are singing your song in Easy-E's voice.

 

 

We kind of need to keep the song PG-13 so his version will not work.  

[Chuck]

Rough draft on this song.. Just the rough draft open to tweaks.

Our stream still flows

While their lakes run dry...

Trout still spawns

Helping the Angels fly...

He instills chills

With an astronomical RBI

Taking flight,

Mike, our Millville Meteorite..

Just watch the stream flow

As the season’s seen live

All at the way to the heavens with

Twenty-seven ways to die

With a gravity-defying catch

When fielding in Anaheim

He’s undeniably a match 

For greatest of all-time..

His streak can only grow

Pitchers oughta opt to quit

Once they â€œreel" from the first pitch, HIT

Not missed like the opposite

At 20 years old

He’s a legend in the mist

Equipped with the gills and gall

To crush ‘em all over the fence..

With the the tenure of a rookie

And a professional confidence

There’s no question,

Among us, a legend exists...

It seems he’ll never falter...

You can lead rookies to water...

But can you

Teach â€˜em to fish, like this!?

 

So these are just some ideas, verses for my buddy's Mike Trout rap song, but his still working on the chorus.

 

Your ideas for a chorus are welcomed. 

[gotbeer]

So "the two seven footlong, the meat you crave" for the chorus would be a no then. 

 

 

Drafted by the Angels, two five by Bane

Passed by 21 teams, now that is insane

 

chorus, or Tdawg:  The two seven footlong, the meat you crave

 

Flying through the air, making catches with ease

Even shown on Sportscenter, with city jokes oh jeeze

 

chorus, or Tdawg:  The two seven footlong, the meat you crave

 

Tames a tiger, and steals his crown

The world is up next, so red paint for the town

 

chorus, or Tdawg:  The two seven footlong, the meat you crave

 

The legend grows, every time he takes the field

He's an insatiable appetite, one that won't yield

 

chorus, or Tdawg:  The two seven footlong, the meat you crave

 

 

damn, I have too much time on my hands.