Mike Trout Rap Song

[Chuck]

So my buddy is a local sensation here in Seattle and I've asked him to put together a Mike Trout rap song. He currently does satirical hip hop and is quite successful, has a nice following.

 

My question for the board is this:

 

Give me some ideas to shoot over to him for the song title, an idea for both chorus and verses throughout. He's already got a TON of info from me and is thinking of incorporating the "Milville Meteor" into the song, along with smack talk against all of our division rivals.

 

Please step away from "Mike Trout has sucked since Aug 1st" ledge for a moment and appreciate the man who we all love as Angels fans. He's still one of the best players in baseball and HE'S ON OUR TEAM.

 

Your ideas and input is much appreciated. 

 

*Credits for entries used from members on the board that contributed for this song will be populated on the interwebz. 

[mancini79]

Need to mention game winning catches and always taking time to sign autos for kids. A couple weeks back playing at the white Sox, he signed autos for kids minutes before the game started. I have never seen that from any player.... let alone on the road.

[Jobu]

It's not Billy the Fridge, is it?

[Dick B Back]

If you asked for this in July Chuck, you would have received tons of worthwhile input.

I was thinking something along the lines of Reggie, Mr October... Jeter, Mr November... And poor Mikey as Mr July.

[Chuck]

If you asked for this in July Chuck, you would have received tons of worthwhile input.

I was thinking something along the lines of Reggie, Mr October... Jeter, Mr November... And poor Mikey as Mr July.

 

I get that, but at the same time he's still one of the best 3 baseball players in the game right now. 

 

Dude deserves a song!

[Angel Dog and Beer]

It was all a dream, I used to play Tball at the school

Now I'm and Angel hitting in front of Ghost Pujols.

 

Signing autographs for fans

Every damn day I play hard and hustle off my ass

 

MVP's, R-O-Y, quick playoff exit

when I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this.

 

Nike, Bodyarmor, Subway endorsement

But still live with Mom and Pops down in the basement

 

Contract extension worth about 144 flat

No need to worry, my accountant handles that

 

It's October and my whole team is loungin

Fishing everyday no more taking poundin's

 

(my terrible attempt at a rap, with apologies to BIG)

[Jason]

I know as much about rap as I do women but I hope a "word to your mother" line is in it.

[Chuck]

Here's a few of my buddy's hop hop songs online:

 

http://passionpartymusic.com/track/poor-sexy

 

http://passionpartymusic.com/track/tingle

 

http://passionpartymusic.com/track/mantis

 

http://passionpartymusic.com/track/the-unihorn

 

http://passionpartymusic.com/track/like-you-to-death

[tdawg87]

27 on the back, 27 in inches, bitch you got a nice rack now let's clear out the benches

Have you ever seen a meatier meteor in your life? When the Milville Meteor comes around, hide yo' wife!

 

yes

[Chuck]

27 on the back, 27 in inches, bitch you got a nice rack now let's clear out the benches

Have you ever seen a meatier meteor in your life? When the Milville Meteor comes around, hide yo' wife!

 

yes

 

 

lol

[tomsred]

27 on the back, 27 in inches, bitch you got a nice rack now let's clear out the benches

Have you ever seen a meatier meteor in your life? When the Milville Meteor comes around, hide yo' wife!

 

yes

 

Clever, but not for someone under the age of say 16.

[LAAFANofLA]

Tony Yayo from G-Unit mentions Mike Trout in his verse on a song called "They talked about Jesus"

[tomsred]

Here we go again,

poundin the zone, poundin the zone.

 

Takin dat first one,

poundin the zone, poundin the zone

 

Swingin and weavin, trackin and swishin,

poundin the zone, poundin the zone.

 

Third one on the corner,

sittin down dude, sittin down

poundin the zone, poundin the zone.

 

(Sorry, I'm the wrong ethicity for this)

Edited September 10, 2015 by tomsred

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Leave it to the dawg. Well done.

[Chuck]

Leave it to the dawg. Well done.

 

tdawg is our resident white rapper! 

[Jobu]

tdawg is white?

[UndertheHalo]

is there gonna be a part about taking the first pitch, always.  ??

[Ray McKigney]

Clap your hands everybody

And everybody clap your hands

 

We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu
We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you

 

We've got a rockin rhythm and a high tech sound
That'll make you move your body down to the ground

 

We've got Poindexter on the violin
And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in

 

We've got Booger Presley on a mean guitar
And a rap by little old me, Lamar

 

We've got Takashi beating on his gong
The boys and the Mu's are clapping along

 

And just when you thought you'd seen it all
Along comes a Lambda 4 ft tall

 

So won't you come on out here, on the floor,
So we can work our bodies like never before

Break!

Edited September 11, 2015 by Ray McKigney

[TroutBaseball]

Should mention that there's nothing cooler than the weather. Barometers and Doppler systems are so dope he had them included on his signature nike shoe. There's got to be something useful with high pressure and low pressure and a riff on Josh Donaldson being the "bringer of rain".

Trout's use of the term "dem" instead of "those" (as in dem guys were a great help to me).

Taking the first pitch.

Stepping out of the box.

Hitting low in the zone.

Short compact swing.

Getting the rally monkey off his back.

Also, please get a reference to how stoooopid Buttercup is. We have got to shame the Angels out of using that song.

[TroutBaseball]

In chip we trust

[TroutBaseball]

Fly eagles fly

[Halos of Anaheim]

Gotta mention that he's fat. And loves teriyaki chicken with jalapenos on whole wheat bread at Subway.

Edited September 12, 2015 by Halos of Anaheim

[Halos of Anaheim]

Fly eagles fly

 

On the road to misery..

[ten ocho recon scout]

Trout went from eminem to grandmaster b in the same season.

[seenoevil]