Today's headlines

[nate]

First in my home state:

 

CBS 58 News

Naked man rams truck into two Waukesha squad cars

http://www.cbs58.com/story/29770600/naked-man-rams-truck-into-two-waukesha-squad-cars

 

Then in PA:

Pennsylvania beauty queen jailed on charges she faked leukemia to benefit from fundraisers: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/e010c000333d485fbfa6da4f7915de1d/pennsylvania-beauty-queen-jailed-fake-cancer-charges#overlay-context=

 

 

Edited August 12, 2015 by nate

[Brandon]

The headline of this gem is pure gold.

http://gymflow100.com/man-accused-of-killing-his-rich-father-for-cutting-his-allowance-asked-prison-staff-if-jail-had-yoga/

Son kills hedge fund manager dad because his allowance was cut, asks court if jail has yoga classes.

[gotbeer]

The headline of this gem is pure gold.

http://gymflow100.com/man-accused-of-killing-his-rich-father-for-cutting-his-allowance-asked-prison-staff-if-jail-had-yoga/

Son kills hedge fund manager dad because his allowance was cut, asks court if jail has yoga classes.

 

 

Affluenza.  Stop hating on such a horrific disease.

[TobiasFunke]

That Brandon article seems like something out of GTA V

[fan_since79]

These are actual headlines from the financial pages in a two-month period in 2011. They're in chronological order:

 

Dow Soars 330 Points, Boosted by Hopes for Europe

Shares Tumble on Greece Fears

Stocks rise as eurozone fears ease

Stocks Hit Hard by Euro Zone Fears

Stocks rise as Greece nears debt solution

Stocks set to drop on eurozone fears

Stocks up in relief rally over eurozone debt deal

Dow Sheds 200 Points As Greek Collapse Looms

Wall Street jumps on euro zone relief

Stocks Plummet on Greece Fears

Edited August 12, 2015 by fan_since79

[Tank]

The headline of this gem is pure gold.

http://gymflow100.com/man-accused-of-killing-his-rich-father-for-cutting-his-allowance-asked-prison-staff-if-jail-had-yoga/

Son kills hedge fund manager dad because his allowance was cut, asks court if jail has yoga classes.

 

it's always important to have an exercise plan.

[gotbeer]

it's always important to have an exercise plan.

 

Rule #1.  Cardio.

[mrwicked]

The headline of this gem is pure gold.

http://gymflow100.com/man-accused-of-killing-his-rich-father-for-cutting-his-allowance-asked-prison-staff-if-jail-had-yoga/

Son kills hedge fund manager dad because his allowance was cut, asks court if jail has yoga classes.

 

"he was allegedly being pressured to pay for the $2,400/month apartment himself."

 

Since when can you get a place in the Chelsea for only $2400?!

That is dirt cheap. 

I guess maybe if it's a studio...

Something is fishy.

[ten ocho recon scout]

The headline of this gem is pure gold.

http://gymflow100.com/man-accused-of-killing-his-rich-father-for-cutting-his-allowance-asked-prison-staff-if-jail-had-yoga/

Son kills hedge fund manager dad because his allowance was cut, asks court if jail has yoga classes.

lol!

Clean cut, rich white dude going to prison...id assume he'll be put into some "stretching" positions if that counts. I like that he asked for his steroid script to go with him.....psst, those arent the drugs youll be doing in prison chief

[CaliAngel]

Rule #1.  Cardio.

 

Never skip leg day!

[nate]

Man chases off bear by hitting the animal on the nose with a stick at upstate New York park: apne.ws/1DPjqPd

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Son kills hedge fund manager dad because his allowance was cut, asks court if jail has yoga classes.

 

There are activities that would put him in unusual postures, although I hesitate to call them yoga.

[nate]

Good point.  Never know, he might enjoy Downward Doggystyle.