Groundhogs

[NJHalo]

I have one living under my shed now. Need to get rid of the sucker.

Can't shoot it, and don't want to poison it for fear of a rotting smelling corpse.

I have read all kinds of home remedies, but not sure what works.

It seems that my dog (RIP) kept them away. This is the first dog-free summer, and now the undesirables move in.

[AngelsLongBall]

Buy Eau de Coyote Urine

[AngelsLongBall]

But seriously, good luck.  My parents have tried everything, from traps, gas, pellets, etc.  Maybe look up Carl Spackler's number

[NJHalo]

Coyote Urine (or urine of any of their predators) works until it rains, and then wears off. Need to keep using it, and smelling up the back yard.

[AngelsLongBall]

Maybe it's time to buy a pet coyote?

[mrwicked]

don't drive angry!

don't drive angry!

[arch stanton]

I hear Mayor De Blasio has a way with these critters. Try giving him a call.

[gotbeer]

Get a paintball gun, and let your kids have some fun.

[Blarg]

Hire a professional.

 

[mtangelsfan]

get another dog?

[Slegnaac]

Hire a professional.

One word

Explosives

[TobiasFunke]

The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang

[Hollyw00d]

They're like the Vietcong. Varmintcong

[Spencer]

I'm confused. Why can't you just shoot it?

[Lou]

you gotta get inside his pelt and crawl around for a few days

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Maybe it's time to buy a pet coyote?

 

Perfect solution. It's a replacement for your dog, and you get free urine as a bonus.

[Spirit]

If the rotting, smelling corpse is underground (under you shed), well then ...

 

 

victory! 

[Vegas Halo Fan]

[maximus p]

I would wait until February 2nd, and when it pops its head out, BLAMMO, you whack it with a sledgehammer.

[Hollyw00d]

Just keep it and name it, new pet like magic

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Just keep it and name it, new pet like magic

 

Or this. If you can train it to come when you call, bonus.

[NJHalo]

I'm confused. Why can't you just shoot it?

There is a school behind my house.

[Lhalo]

There is a school behind my house.

2 birds, 1 stone.

[Tank]

Tape a couple of pictures of Hilary by the varmints entry point. That should scare the crap out of him and cause him to leave immediately.

[deepdrive]

There is a school behind my house.

 

You can't use a pellet gun when school is out?