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[Scott34]

[Eric]

Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves!

[Kenny]

This would have been more funny before these two wins...

 

Since the Angels are nowhere to be found, Mike Scioscia and Jerry Dipoto take the field.

Sosh: "Just go stand out in Center, I'll pitch to myself."

[Ray McKigney]

"Well, Jerry, I think the problem is that we're just not paying these guys enough money."

[RallyMo]

Fail Convention 2013

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

"Mike...  I see the mound just perfectly. Can't understand why Josh or the rest of these guys can't hit a ball coming at him from 60 feet, 6 inches away."

 

"Yeah Jer.  Any luck getting the league to ban the breaking ball to Josh?   I think the argument that it could lead to his eventual relapse is a strong one."

[Halos of Anaheim]

''Now watch me as I squat Jerry. You just gotta get low, balance with your hips and balls. My boy Jeffy was great at this. Oh did he have some big balls. I wish Iannetta and Conger could squat like him. Grade-A squatter, best I've ever seen; before myself of course.''

[DMVol]

Arte owes me a lot more money than he owes you....I'm not going anywhere....

[Taylor]

"One day, Jerry, this will be all yours."

[RallyMo]

"Matsuiland?"

 

"Yes, Matsuiland."

 

"Stop f*cking with me."

 

"I'm serious. It said Matsuiland."

 

"Damn."

[Taylor]

"Look, Jerry. Everything the light touches is Angel Stadium."

"Wow. But what about that shadowy place?"

"That's Dodger Stadium. You must never go there."

[RallyMo]

"I can't figure out how the hell to get out of this mess."

 

"They're just Chinese handcuffs, Jerry. This isn't that difficult."

[Tank]

"Matsuiland?"

 

"Yes, Matsuiland."

 

"Stop f*cking with me."

 

"I'm serious. It said Matsuiland."

 

"Damn."

 

brilliant.

[FabulousFabregas]

Jerry Dipoto: "If we miss the playoffs you'll replace Reagins as my bitch.  Good luck micromanaging coffee runs."