What should I do with my Hamilton jersey?

[FabulousFabregas]

Guys, I'm in a pickle.  My Mom bought me a Josh Hamilton jersey as a Christmas gift after he signed in late 2012.  What should I do with it?  If you have an idea not listed in the poll, please post it.

 

[Angelsjunky]

Back up toilet paper in case of zombie apocalypse.

[Sully151]

It was a gift from your Mom, let her decide.

[stevestevens]

You wear your jersey, baseball pants and an Angels hat to the game. Have your friend dress up as Arte and you guys should just roam the stadium for the entire nine innings holding hands and whisper sweet nothings into each other's ears while you both giggle for the entire game.

[Blarg]

Well, Fabulous Fifteenyearold, you could put it on eBay and pay your rent. 

[Doug Van Oort Sr]

Burn it, close your eyes and hope his time on the Angels was just a bad dream.

[GoodTimesGoneBad]

Snort cocaina in it.

[FabulousFabregas]

It was a gift from your Mom, let her decide.

She thinks he skus too.

[JAHV76]

Reverse the numbers and change the name to Butcher

[Troll Daddy]

If you brought one  ... you should sleep in it every night until the season is over. You need to be accountable for your actions!

[mancini79]

Wear it at a strip club so you get VIP treatment.

[gotbeer]

[bloodbrother]

Sell it for an 8 ball.

[Dick B Back]

Wear it at a strip club so you get VIP treatment.

^

[SoWhat]

Eat it

[Ohtaniland]

[AngelsSurfer]

In all seriousness, is there a way to remove the numbers and letters and get something else added there instead? Those numbers are sewn on, not printed. Those jerseys are $$$ and the Angels have already wasted enough money on Hamilton. No need to waste Angel fans' money along with that.

I wonder if one contacted the Angels management they'd actually consider exchanging it, or if they could pull the numbers off and add new ones to the jersey at the team store. Considering how fully they've tried to excise all mentions of Hamilton from the stadium they'd probably prefer not to have fans walking around with his jersey anyhow.

Edited April 29, 2015 by AngelsSurfer

[tomsred]

Remove the Angels logos, dye it blue, and sell it to a Ranger fan for pennies on a dollar.

[Docwaukee]

advertise it as a rare misspelled Hunter jersey and sell it for $150.  

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

Do lines off of it. 

 

Get a stripper, ask her to put it on, and do body shots from it.

[HeavenlyHalos]

Well, Fabulous Fifteenyearold, you could put it on eBay and pay your rent. 

 

Ummmmm, what?

[arch stanton]

You can probably get good money for it from a Rangers fan.

[HaloMagic]

advertise it as a rare misspelled Hunter jersey and sell it for $150.

More like a misspelled LaTroy Hawkins jersey. Even has the same number.

Not sure that's gonna fetch $150.

[QuinlansMinion]

Wear it.  The name on the front of the jersey is more important than the name on the back.  

 

And besides, Hamilton is an Angels legend.  Theres no shame in wearing a Hamilton jersey.

[NorCal Halo]

Trade it for blow, that is apparently what Hamilton did.  Oh, and tell your family you are leaving them.

Edited April 29, 2015 by NorCal Halo