Worst birthday present ever

[notalpujols]

I got tickets to Sunday's game

[tdawg87]

Sell them and get a vasectomy instead.

[Punk]

I have tickets for tomorrows game.

 

At least I'll be getting a Mike Trout bobble head. 

[AZMike]

Some friends of mine back in SoCal just got some free diamond club seats for Sunday. The seatholders are not impressed with the product on the field and are just giving them away to random business colleagues...

[jshep]

How did you wrong the person who gave you those?

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Sell them and get a vasectomy instead.

 

Where can you get a vasectomy for $3?

[notalpujols]

How did you wrong the person who gave you those?

 

I asked her to marry me.

[JAHV76]

Where can you get a vasectomy for $3?

They're half off but long term affects may occur.

[katie]

I'm sorry you had to go yesterday.

[shellback]

watch what happens when attendance continues to tank!

[Spirit]

BOOM

[fan_since79]

I got free tickets for Saturday's game, my friends paid for parking, and I spent a total of $9 on concessions (medium soda and hot dog) to see one of the best games I've been to in years.

 

edit: got a Trout bobblehead as a bonus!

[Stradling]

Baseball is still one of the most affordable forms of entertainment there is. You don't have to pay for parking if you're willing to walk a bit. You don't have to buy food, they let you bring it in. If you feel like getting there early you can watch batting practice and possibly get autographs with your kids. Then you watch three hours of baseball, all for about $20 a person.

[fan_since79]

I didn't know you could bring food into the stadium.

[Stradling]

Yea I've never had a problem with it at all. Sometimes it's an issue bringing a soda in but not food.

[fan_since79]

Yea I've never had a problem with it at all. Sometimes it's an issue bringing a soda in but not food.

Thanks for that info. We left a bunch of snacks in the car, figuring it would be a problem bringing them in.

[Spencer]

Depends on the condition.  To play it safe, I bring in sealed bags of seed or peanuts or candy.

 

As for real food, just about anything goes.  I've brought in an entire xtra xtra large pizza before.... and pissed off the 200 people sitting within smelling distance of me.

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

Depends on the condition.  To play it safe, I bring in sealed bags of seed or peanuts or candy.

 

As for real food, just about anything goes.  I've brought in an entire xtra xtra large pizza before.... and pissed off the 200 people sitting within smelling distance of me.

 

I know why they were pissed.   The smell came after you ate.    They were downwind.     

[Brent Maguire]

I didn't know you could bring food into the stadium.

Yup, I bring outside food to almost every game. 

[CaliAngel]

I prefer bringing in my Togo's pastrami.

[tomsred]

I bring in food to most games as well.  I peaked out some time ago on most of the tasteless stuff they sell there.  The Micky Enzo pizzas are okay, if you get them from the walk up counter, they are fresher and warmer that way.

[ettin]

Where can you get a vasectomy for $3?

 

Tdawg's stump and grind mobile on-the-go service.

[Bruce Nye]

I've brought two turkeys to the game.  The only issue was they were wearing Yankee gear.

[2002_halos_II]

You can't bring cans,  bottles,  or even Gatorade into the stadium. Water is fine. I bring my own snacks.