Ted Cruz

[Lhalo]

I always thought Ted was short for Theodore.

[arch stanton]

Because people called Bill are named Billiam and people called Bob are named Bobert.

[HaloMagic]

Jim - Jimes

Dick - Dickard

Hank - Hankry

Chuck - Chuckles

Peggy - Peggyaret

It's all pretty simple stuff.

[Hollyw00d]

Texas loves him, then again not sure if that counts as our country.

Can we give Texas back to Vietnam already

[Lhalo]

Caitlyn Jenner said her favorite presidential candidate is Republican Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, and is willing to be a "trans ambassador" for the conservative politician who once dismissed the idea of gender-open bathrooms as "lunacy."

 

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/caitlyn-jenner-s-presidential-preference-i-ted-cruz-n531311

 

 

I feel like I'm in some sort of parallel universe.

[Adam]

Her LOL

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Ted Cruz Bad Lip Reading

 

[Spirit]

WTH was on TrusTed's lip last night?

 

 

 

[Blarg]

Herpes

[the dude abides]

That must have been the booger that Cals was referring to.

[Jay]

Talk about surreal

 

Caitlyn Jenner is surreal