Who's going to see "Fifty Shades of Grey" this weekend?

[mrwicked]

This sounds like a weak imitation of Secretary.

Which is an awesome movie.

[mrwicked]

 

I'm gonna be ambushed for sure. But from my wife when she gets home after seeing it.

 

 

 

[TobiasFunke]

This sounds like a weak imitation of Secretary.

Which is an awesome movie.

I couldn't get past Maggie's droopy face in the movie to enjoy it.

[AngelsLongBall]

Went to see American Sniper yesterday (hey, it was 90 in LB), and the AMC was overrun by giddy middle aged women all tingling with delight

[1nutkruk]

I took my daughter to see Spongebob yesterday (which was terrible unless you are a kid) and there were packs of women going to see 50 Shades.  It was quite frightening.

[ELEVEN]

Went to see American Sniper yesterday (hey, it was 90 in LB), and the AMC was overrun by giddy middle aged women all tingling with delight

So you still saw it alone?

[ELEVEN]

How many guys have subjected their GF/Wives to porn, but can't handle 50 shades?

Don't fear female sexuality. Jeebus.

[wopphil]

Phil, trust me...It's worth it! ;-)

My wife has no interest whatsoever in the book, and even less in the movie. Says it is degrading to women. I tell her she can't make judgments without reading the book, but she is pretty insistent.

[HaloMilliVanilli]

Try anal beads.

Probably shouldn't attempt this while wearing skinny jeans, though.  Go relaxed fit that day.

[Tank]

haven't read the book or seen the movie, but have seen/read some complaints about both and the fact that this grey guy is terribly abusive to the girl. i guess at some point he even has her sign something like a non-disclosure agreement so she won't blab about their activities.

Edited February 17, 2015 by Tank

[Brandon]

How many guys have subjected their GF/Wives to porn, but can't handle 50 shades?

Don't fear female sexuality. Jeebus.

Porn lasts 2-5 minutes and doesn't include shitty writing.

[Adam]

I think my wife would leave me if I tried to get her to watch porn

[JAHV76]

Porn lasts 2-5 minutes and doesn't include shitty writing.

That timeframe is for the generous guy who's concerned about the girl's needs.

Edited February 17, 2015 by JAHV76

[Lhalo]

i guess at some point he even has her sign something like a non-disclosure agreement so she won't blab about their activities.

[Brandon]

I think my wife would leave me if I tried to get her to watch porn

I've never considered it. I think I'm more weird about watching it with her than she is.

Granted, we laugh at porn bloopers, so trying to take it serious would just have us cracking up.

[Tank]

putting on my dad hat for a moment.

 

this is a journal written by a mom to her two kids. worth reading for any of you who are parents.

 

http://www.bonbonbreak.com/letter-children-fifty-shades-grey/

[InsideThePark]

Went to see American Sniper yesterday (hey, it was 90 in LB), and the AMC was overrun by giddy middle aged women all tingling with delight

There's that group and then there's the soccer mom crowd who are losing their shit over this movie, saying that it glorifies violence against women. If I didn't know better, I'd think this was a documentary and not some lame film.

[AngelsLongBall]

There's that group and then there's the soccer mom crowd who are losing their shit over this movie, saying that it glorifies violence against women. If I didn't know better, I'd think this was a documentary and not some lame film.

Yep. I think it was a banner day for Buffalo Wild Wings' chardonnay rep

[JAHV76]

putting on my dad hat for a moment.

 

this is a journal written by a mom to her two kids. worth reading for any of you who are parents.

 

http://www.bonbonbreak.com/letter-children-fifty-shades-grey/

I would come unglued if my daughter dated a guy like that.