Who's going to see "Fifty Shades of Grey" this weekend?

[LBHalos17 378]

Or, Which of us guys is getting ambushed to see it?

 

I read the first 50 pages of it, when I found a copy laying around in our office one day that was left by one of our female co-workers (or was I set-up to read it?...), but wasn't terribly impressed.  I'll hopefully be able to wait for video/cable.

 

I think it will have a monster opening though.

[TobiasFunke 3,049]

I'm gonna be ambushed for sure. But from my wife when she gets home after seeing it.

 

[mtangelsfan 10,562]

I will never see this POS.

[red321 6,123]

Oh MT, we all know this story is loosely based on your life!

[mtangelsfan 10,562]

If it was titled "50 ways of not getting any action in high school" you could be right.

[Spencer 350]

What is the story about? I recall somebody comparing it to Story of O

[Vegas Halo Fan 10,960]

If it was titled "50 ways of not getting any action in high school" you could be right.

 

I could co-author that one.

[JAHV76 2,637]

I could co-author that one.

I could write the foreword. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "I just like you as a friend I would have a Benjamin".

[NJHalo 3,125]

For any of you Howard Stern fans. 50 Shades of Gary.

F'n hilarious

[eaterfan 1,792]

I was at my parent's house for dinner last night. My parents were sitting on the couch after dinner watching Extra or ET or something and the chick from that movie was on there in a slinky dress. This conversation ensued:

 

Mom: Why are her boobs so saggy? I hope they're not saggy like that in the movie.

Dad: I'm not going to sit through that crappy movie I'd she has saggy boobs like that.

Edited February 13, 2015 by eaterfan

[red321 6,123]

Probably a stunt accident involving nipple clips and stone blocks

[yk9001 7,470]

I was at my parent's house for dinner last night. My parents were sitting on the couch after dinner watching Extra or ET or something and the chick from that movie was on there in a slinky dress. This conversation ensued:

 

Mom: Why are her boobs so saggy? I hope they're not saggy like that in the movie.

Dad: I'm not going to sit through that crappy movie I'd she has saggy boobs like that.

 

I can't believe I am saying this, but I want to know what your dad said.  Please edit.

[Brandon 8,658]

This is like Nickelback. I don't know anyone that is into it, but it's popular.

[tdawg87 32,773]

Mop up on aisle middle aged soccer mom

[yk9001 7,470]

Mop up on aisle middle aged soccer mom

 

If they still have anything that squishes.

[MVTrout 55]

My chick went last night with some girlfriends and she said it wasn't as bad as she thought it would be.

On the plus side...she came home all riled-up and now she's talking about wanting to "experiment."

[Angel Dog and Beer 2,728]

Try anal beads.

[TobiasFunke 3,049]

Her wanting to experiment MVT = your ass is gonna hurt

[cals 14,194]

On the plus side...she came home all riled-up and now she's talking about wanting to "experiment."

 

 

That's code for "sleep with a guy who has cash".

[Tank 25,840]

Wife has no interest in seeing it, which is fine with me.

[wopphil 3,547]

I would never see this in the theaters, mostly because I think it would be uncomfortable watching that stuff in close proximity to other people.

That being said, my wife has even less interest in the movie (and had no interest in reading the book), so it isn't even something I will have to watch on DVD.

But honestly if it meant I was going to get sex after, I'd sit through it. I'd even pretend to be happy I was there.

[MVTrout 55]

Phil, trust me...It's worth it! ;-)

[Blarg 30,550]

Highly unimaginative if they only came up with fifty shades. I don't bother with anything less than seven five.

[stevestevens 1,646]

Tank wanted to fly me down to watch it with him since his wife will not go see it.  I told him no way.  

 

Sorry tank.  

[Adam 15,645]

Tank told me it was a documentary about the Univeristy of Oregon's Football uniforms. "Come up to Glendale," he said.

It was not about college football.