Toothless Tiger

[Blarg]

Tiger Woods, who once was the best gofer in the world can now literally be called called a toothless Tiger. Woods made a surprise visit to Italy on Monday to watch girlfriend Lindsey Vonn capture her record 63rd World Cup race. Sometime during the presentation of the trophy the media surged forward and Woods took a camera hit to the mouth.

 

 

 

http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/12194491/tiger-woods-front-tooth-knocked-videographer-agent-says

 

[xboom28x]

Isn't that the tooth that looked dead every time he smiled? There was one that appeared discolored from the rest of them.

[Tank]

so now he looks a little more like stickboy. only 7 more teeth to go!

[Blarg]

I think the whole camera hit him is a cover story for Tiger still seeing his ex wife Elin on the side.  

[Blarg]

Holy crap, I think I'm on to something.

 

 

Nordegren and her silver-haired beau also reportedly went on double dates with her pro-golfer ex-husband and his Olympic skier girlfriend Lindsey Vonn.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2726479/Tiger-Woods-ex-wife-Elin-Nordegren-splits-billionaire-beau-Christopher-Cline.html

 

 

[Tank]

nordegren didn't happen to need to do some hedge trimming first while on the interstate, did she?

 

there is a precedent for this.

[Tank]

race officials now claiming it didn't happen as tiger claims, and that he wasn't even present at the trophy presentation.

 

someone on espn this morning (i think) said there was no evidence of blood. not really sure where they were going with that nugget.

[nate]

Tiger had to know that lying about it would be stupid right?  Really bizarre.