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Olive Garden Table For One

Several years back, I used to do online dating...

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On 4/9/2013 at 11:18 PM, Blarg said:

I don't think you get it. The women come out ok in this scenario, it is the new husband that gets the shaft being dumb.

I'm tired of you contradicting me. 

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I read the title to this thread and thought "Oh Boy, this is going to be epic".....I grabbed some popcorn.....and my blood flow started to pick up between my legs.  Now I think it's like seeing the Titanic for the first time, and ...well you know how that went...

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19 minutes ago, calscuf said:

You better have a Costco card.  They’re going to start checking. All those Mexicans who would just stroll on up with the family of 45 and clog the line?  SOL.

They would just buy a whole pizza.

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1 minute ago, calscuf said:

Perhaps in Ukiah the demographics are slightly different.

that is the source of the name originally, but i live in san diego.

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On 4/9/2013 at 10:48 PM, Olive Garden Table For One said:

I would go on craigslist, plentyoffish, and socal aol chatrooms. I would instant message all these girls and they would send me their myspace pages. On these myspaces pages, these girls would have all these pictures of when they were in their early 20's in their tight little bodies partying drinking and having a great time. Then they would tell me how they are in ther late 20's or early 30s now and they were mature and they arent party girls anymore and how they wont do all kinds of kinky stuff after a slice of pizza at costco. Theyd go on and tell me how they have self respect now and you have to be in a relationship for a year before they will kiss and all this nonsense. And I would think, what the freaking f*ck, what kind of idiot would buy this now robust sloppy cows for a hefty price when they were giving out the steak and milk for cheap just a while ago.

this screen name is fantastic.

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On 4/11/2013 at 4:01 AM, Halos of Anaheim said:

You're offended because the OP is telling it like how it is regarding monogamous relationships in the 21st century. Political correctness has only become important in the past 20 years because of feminists and the LGBT community. Never do you see a man being offended by petty things, unless he's a emasculated mangina who is trying to seek approval from women. Over-Sensitivity has always been related to high estrogen levels (Women, some gay men as well as straight men with low testosterone/high estrogen).

 

That ''I'm offended'' post you made was basically clockwork. 

Post of the night!

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