Fat Trout can't jump

[John Taylor]

Was that Bartolo Colon jumping for that Coco Crisp homer?

[AZMike]

remember when everyone was saying teh first time a homer went over the wall in CF everyone would be whining about how Trout would've caught it?
 

that homer in left? 

 

Vernon* would've caught that

 

 

 

* the AL East version of Vernon, at least

[bloodbrother]

Trout has some mighty shoes to fill in LF after the excitement KING VERNON provided

 

[jshep]

That gif of Wells will never get old.

[bloodbrother]

It's fun to watch when the team continues to have its head up its ass

[John Taylor]

Trout would have collapsed that wall under his massive weight.

 

Sorry I really haven't been on the "Fat Trout" bandwagon, but when he jumped for that ball, i cringed at how fast the Earth's gravitational pull brought Trout back to the ground.

[The God of Runs]

Too many Subway Sandwiches

[John Taylor]

Too many Subway Sandwiches

 

"No,no,no Mike.....You're supposed to end up looking like Jared's AFTER picture."

[AZMike]

Too many Subway Sandwiches

 

Those are a great way to lose weight*

 

 

*nutritional facts don't include meat, cheese, bread, or condiments, so as long as you don't like any of those things on your sandwiches you're cool.