Things that are often lies

[Ray McKigney]

"No problem, honey. If you want to drink beer and listen to Black Sabbath all night, feel free."

[InsideThePark]

Excellent interview. You're hired, CaliAngel.

[Spencer]

Ok, no more bullshit. This time, I'll pull out.

[Brandon]

Stickboy jokes are still funny

[TobiasFunke]

"No problem, honey. If you want to drink beer and listen to Black Sabbath all night, feel free."

My perfect night

[T.G.]

Derek Jeter's gold gloves.

[Glen]

We love all our kids equally.

[Adam]

"lol"

[HaloCory22]

I swear its just a cold sore.

[2002_halos_II]

"I'll call you tomorrow"

[halobob]

If picking up girls: salary, job, where you live, type of car you drive, I'm std free, etc. 

[Ray McKigney]

"It's so big."

[ScottT]

Manager of the Year awards. 

[deepdrive]

Father of the Year - that goes to the head of any group/corp/company.

[arch stanton]

Your call is important to us......

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Your call is important to us......

 

So important that we're going to leave you on hold for the next half hour, and we couldn't be bothered to pay a human to actually answer it...

[LBHalos17]

"These aren't my pants"- many arrestees with dope in their pockets.

 

We arrested a guy a few years back, and one of my partners was looking at him funny...  He was wearing clothes that my partner had left-out to be picked-up for charity.

 

So, I guess sometimes it's actually true when they say it.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Size doesn't matter.

[Tank]

no seriously, i deleted all those pictures, honey.

[m0nkey]

It was nice meeting you

[InsideThePark]

I wouldn't change a thing for the world.

[Lou]

It's not about the money

[InsideThePark]

It's not about the money

"It's the principle."

It usually isn't.

[Hollyw00d]

I love black people

[Brandon]

"These aren't my pants"- many arrestees with dope in their pockets.

 

We arrested a guy a few years back, and one of my partners was looking at him funny...  He was wearing clothes that my partner had left-out to be picked-up for charity.

 

So, I guess sometimes it's actually true when they say it.

 

Ha.

 

Someone broke into my sisters car many years ago. The dude was caught because he was running around the city in her Marines fatigues.