Must be really awkward for Justin Verlander in that Tigers clubhouse right now...

[Blarg]

So when do we get a CJ sex tape? I bet he nibbles on his wife's ear a lot. He probably does 110 or so thrusts but only lasts about 5.1 minutes.

Are you insinuating there might be relievers standing by to finish up?

[tdawg87]

Jeppy is always on stand by.

[The_Outrunner]

all that money and all those women....

[Kenny]

So it's confirmation that Verlander is a jackass? Must be why Tiger fans love him so much.

[ettin]

All I know is I can never watch another Justin Verlander start.

Brings a whole new meaning to Verlander's firm fastball.

[ettin]

So when do we get a CJ sex tape? I bet he nibbles on his wife's ear a lot. He probably does 110 or so thrusts but only lasts about 5.1 minutes.

I'm sure he warms her up by rubbing her Head & Shoulders.

[ukyah]

Apparently, banging an incredible POA like that will negatively affect pitching skills. Note to all GMs: only allow starting pitchers to bone down on unattractive fatties.

 

 

just for clarification, they're called slumpbusters and they've been around for centuries.

[ELEVEN]

just for clarification, they're called slumpbusters and they've been around for centuries.

And they always will be

[yk9001]

So can someone explain the thread title, because it didn't make sense to me.

 

Awkward because there are some pics of Verlander's schlong and butt?  I am guessing the other players have seen them.

Awkward because there are nude pics of Upton?

 

 

I don't get it.

[Tank]

eom

 

it's an unavoidable reality that his teammates have probably seen him naked more often than his girlfiend has. i doubt there's an awkwardness ness in their lockerroom over this.

[Lhalo]

So can someone explain the thread title, because it didn't make sense to me.

 

Awkward because there are some pics of Verlander's schlong and butt?  I am guessing the other players have seen them.

Awkward because there are nude pics of Upton?

 

 

I don't get it.

 

Ya I don't get it either. His teammates probably couldn't care less.

 

It will be interesting to see how the fans react though. I'm sure the opposing crowds will make some pretty creative signs to hold up while he's on the mound.

[Chimi]

The only thing he is getting in the locker room are more high fives.

[2002_halos_II]

I'm guessing y'all have seen the pics?

[yk9001]

I read this a couple of months ago, about minor league baseball, and 'conquests'.  And these guys were in the lowest of the minors.

 

http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/86730234/minor-league-baseball-masculine-culture-exploitation#!bOEraW

 

There is nothing going on in the Tigers' locker room that would shock the teammates.

[tdawg87]

I hear Cabrera often brings his wife into the clubhouse and the team (and a few lucky fans) get to take turns punching her in the face.

[QuinlansMinion]

This thread has taken a turn for the worst and I now regret making it.

[Blarg]

So it's confirmation that Verlander is a jackass? Must be why Tiger fans love him so much.

Leave the PGA out of this.

[Ray McKigney]

I hear Cabrera often brings his wife into the clubhouse and the team (and a few lucky fans) get to take turns punching her in the face.

 

       

[laagamer]

Nah it was totally Ebaumsworld

 

 

http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/31/nude-photos-of-jennifer-lawrence-kate-upton-released-in-huge-leak/

[Halos of Anaheim]

10/10 thread lmao.

[Tank]

i'm having lunch with verlander later this week. i'll see what kind of fallout there's been for him over this.

[Kenny]

Leave the PGA out of this.

You know, what, I was going to correct you, but it works on both levels.

[Chuck]

Awkward? If you're Michael Sam.

[CAAngelsLifer]

Nah... not awkward. Remember they've been sharing a locker room with Prince Fielder for years. He had a WAAAY nicer rack than Kate Upton. 

[CAAngelsLifer]

So when do we get a CJ sex tape? I bet he nibbles on his wife's ear a lot. He probably does 110 or so thrusts but only lasts about 5.1 minutes.

 

5.1 minutes? let's not get carried away... 3 2/3 tops! And he'll need at least 5 relievers to helping him ultimately fail to get the job done.