Whenever I see this face I get the sudden urge to want to continually punch it

[stevestevens]

[SoCALkid]

He looks like the type of the guy that liked the black keys before they were famous but hates them now that everybody listens to them.

[bloodbrother]

#FaceOfMLB

[red321]

He reminds me of the short white guy who shows up to the basketball court, socks pulled high while sportin' wristbands and a headband. Probably a personalized jersey with the numbers 00. Yeah...he deserves a few kicks to the crotch.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Not sure why he doesn't just get contacts, eye surgery or sports glasses. I would hate to play in those glasses.

[SoCALkid]

Not sure why he doesn't just get contacts, eye surgery or sports glasses. I would hate to play in those glasses.

When you can't get people to notice you for your baseball talents, you turn to things like coke bottle glasses. That and being on a good team are the only reason he's relevant.

[stevestevens]

Not sure why he doesn't just get contacts, eye surgery or sports glasses.

Because if he did then he wouldn't be a dipshit.

Edited August 29, 2014 by Stevestevens

[ukyah]

eric sogard looks like the friend of your girlfriend's who's just super supportive and you know is just dying to **** her.

[Angel Oracle]

Does he ever do anything against anyone other than the Halos?

The 2010s answer to Willie Bloomquist?

[NorCal Halo]

I actually like the glasses.  This is the face that still bothers me the most:

 

[Michifan]

For me it's this face that I want to smash, or have the pitcher smash with a fastball.

[Angel Oracle]

Meh, other than the incessant Pedroia unis at the Sunday game here, I don't have a beef with him. Heck, he trashed his own infield surface in 2009 while praising the Halos' infield surface as the best.

[BleedRed]

Sogard always has a pocket protector in his shirt which has 4 pens of various colors and a mechanical pencil. He keeps his protractor in his pocket.

[yk9001]

What doesn't help is those super up close pics - just like the face-punchable Frieri head shot we see here frequently.

[laagamer]

He has the hardest time convincing road groupies he's an actual MLB player.