Something that seems to not get enough attention here

[Glen]

My god, does Hamilton suck.  I don't see why any pitcher would throw him anything over the plate.

[arch stanton]

I concur. That's the main reason to let him hit between Trout and Albert. The remote possibility of a second fastball in a given at bat.

[Blarg]

Could he possibly be suffering from a deep vaginal bruise?

[m0nkey]

I thought that was Wilson

[seenoevil]

Leads the league in swing and misses

[jsnpritchett]

Since coming back from the injury, coming into tonight, he was hitting .268/.339/.396, with 52 K in 168 plate appearances.

[Blarg]

I thought that was Wilson

 

It's not like a ulnar collateral ligament that only pitchers have problems with. I think Freese had this same injury for the first three months but on a daily Midol regimen he overcame it.

[maximus p]

I thought this was going to be a thread about posters not quoting those to whom they are responding to.

[ItzTacosYerrp]

Yeah i thought that too

[Homebrewer]

Could he possibly be suffering from a deep vaginal bruise?

At least when I self ban for life, I will have this quip to leave as a legacy.

[bloodbrother]

The guy is sitting fastball and he sees the fewest fastballs of any hitter in MLB

[Docwaukee]

The guy is sitting fastball and he sees the fewest fastballs of any hitter in MLB

He's sitting fastball, and then he's sitting. 

[tdawg87]

He drew the clutch intentional walk that lead to the walkoff.

 

Thanks Hamilton!

[Blarg]

He drew the clutch intentional walk that lead to the walkoff.

 

Thanks Hamilton!

 

How does Seattle win any games doing stupid shit like that?

[bloodbrother]

You're being too kind. The real hero is John McDonald

 

his bat is so bad that the M's IBB'ed Hamilton just for the chance to face him instead

 

good thing Manager of the Year Grande Catorce countered with Efren Navarro immediately after

[Section517]

And here I thought this thread was going to be about the smoking hot brunette with the great rack in the diamond suites behind home plate towards the 3rd base side.

[Blarg]

You're being too kind. The real hero is John McDonald

 

his bat is so bad that the M's IBB'ed Hamilton just for the chance to face him instead

 

good thing Manager of the Year Grande Catorce countered with Efren Navarro immediately after

 

navarro was in the on deck circle when hamilton stepped to the plate.

[bloodbrother]

navarro was in the on deck circle when hamilton stepped to the plate.

 

Didn't notice that. Makes McClendon IBB'ing Hamilton even worse

[fan_since79]

Leads the league in awful-looking swings and misses

 

Bolded part added by me.

[Angel Oracle]

Hackilton is back.

I knew the first 2 weeks of the season was a mirage.

The guy is done as a major run producer.

Thank you Arte, you're just lucky that Hackilton has good pitching and hitting around him. He sure isn't getting it done the past 1 1/2 months.

[wopphil]

He is washed up. His contract could turn out to be the worst in franchise history, because at least Pujols is kind of hitting.

[CanadianHalo]

I think it was the 7th when he watched a 2-0 fastball. Then Gubi even said I wonder if that's the only fastball he's going to see. Next pitch breaking ball that he swings through. Hamilton has to be smarter, 2-0 you can guess fastball but given his track record he must realize he isn't getting a second fastball down broadway 2-1

[yk9001]

Hackilton is back.

I knew the first 2 weeks of the season was a mirage.

The guy is done as a major run producer.

Thank you Arte, you're just lucky that Hackilton has good pitching and hitting around him. He sure isn't getting it done the past 1 1/2 months.

I thought this thread would be about welching on your self bans.

[Angel Oracle]

Self-bans are stupid. So is Hackilton's approach.

[Bruce Nye]

Impressive performance by our 3 and 4 hitters last night - 1 for 13.