Break out those tissues - Jayson Stark

[eaterfan]

http://espn.go.com/mlb/allstar14/story/_/id/11197566/mlb-baseball-future-mike

From ESPN today, it's the ultimate Trout porn. A full length feature with hardcore projections, deep penetrating interviews and even character development.

[nando714]

Tipped my cap to that

[HaloCory22]

[laagamer]

Daaaaaaamn.

 

That article was sexy. 

[Angel Dog and Beer]

I'm just going to enjoy Trout while he's still here.

Edited July 15, 2014 by Angel Dog and Beer

[T.G.]

And yet the stadium isn't sold out every night... which amazes me and the Angels rank 27th in average road attendance.  I don't understand why fans aren't flocking to the stadium to see Trout every time he steps on the field.  It's baffling.

[Adam]

And yet the stadium isn't sold out every night... which amazes me and the Angels rank 27th in average road attendance.  I don't understand why fans aren't flocking to the stadium to see Trout every time he steps on the field.  It's baffling.

 

Better view in HD

 

And cheaper.

[beatlesrule]

Great read.

[Glen]

Better view in HD

 

And cheaper.

 

 

 

False fan.

[Lhalo]

And yet the stadium isn't sold out every night... which amazes me and the Angels rank 27th in average road attendance.  I don't understand why fans aren't flocking to the stadium to see Trout every time he steps on the field.  It's baffling.

 

I have a feeling this will change in the next few years as Trout becomes the face of baseball.

[Spirit]

 

 

Never gets old.

[Glen]

Never gets old.

 

 

It's right up there with "naggers" on the South Park greatness scale.

[Jay]

Better view in HD

 

And cheaper.

 

And the food is better, beer is colder, etc.

 

You get the picture.

[WallyWorld]

so we've got ourselves a pretty good one then?

[Season Over]

The best part of every Trout article is the idiotic Tiger fans in the comments.

[nate]

tdawg took a selfie after he finished reading this.  I had no idea he was a lefty.

 

[Second Base]

I couldn't help it, I read the comments. I've only got one thing left to say. Anyone that thinks Miguel Cabrera is better than Mike Trout is effing stupid.

[ItzTacosYerrp]

[jshep]

I couldn't help it, I read the comments. I've only got one thing left to say. Anyone that thinks Miguel Cabrera is better than Mike Trout is effing stupid.

 

Or is a member of the BBWAA

[DowningRules]

Better view in HD

 

And cheaper.

 

I'm too big of a fan to go to the game.

 

What I don't contend with at home:  traffic on way to the game.  People blocking my view (ie:  getting up to get a beer during a pitch).  Annoyingly loud commercials and 'games' on the scoreboard.  $10 for small hot dog and a drink.  Missing an inning of baseball while waiting for grandma Millie to not hear my order.  Not enough Mike Trout replays.  Jose Mota Jose Mota Jose Mota.

[Jay]

I'm too big of a fan to go to the game.

 

What I don't contend with at home:  traffic on way to the game.  People blocking my view (ie:  getting up to get a beer during a pitch).  Annoyingly loud commercials and 'games' on the scoreboard.  $10 for small hot dog and a drink.  Missing an inning of baseball while waiting for grandma Millie to not hear my order.  Not enough Mike Trout replays.  Jose Mota Jose Mota Jose Mota.

 

and buttercup

[eaterfan]

Or is a member of the BBWAA

I believe you meant and is a member.

[stormngt]

They are waiting until he becomes a yankee.

And yet the stadium isn't sold out every night... which amazes me and the Angels rank 27th in average road attendance. I don't understand why fans aren't flocking to the stadium to see Trout every time he steps on the field. It's baffling.

[Jay]

And yet the stadium isn't sold out every night... which amazes me and the Angels rank 27th in average road attendance.  I don't understand why fans aren't flocking to the stadium to see Trout every time he steps on the field.  It's baffling.

 

Because on any given night Trout is 1-for-4 or 2-for-5 with a walk and an RBI.  The cumulative numbers are what is impressive, not what happens in any single game.

[Second Base]

Or is a member of the BBWAA

It would appear to me the two aren't mutually exclusive.