Angels Official Website: Pujols slowed by swollen lymph gland in groin

[Homebrewer]

Male dogs get that. Vets squeeze their lymph nodes by inserting a finger in the rectum and grabbing the swollen and inflamed anal tissue between the inserted finger and thumb, and squeezing the puss out of the swollen nodes.

Just sayin...

[Blarg]

You just want to stick a finger up his ass.

Wear a glove.

[seenoevil]

Pujols needs to suck it up

[Ohtaniland]

 

 

[Homebrewer]

LAUGHING!!!

[Hollyw00d]

Scioscia just got jealous

time.for some tighter pants

[Homebrewer]

Time to shop for a truss there, Albert

[tdawg87]

Kelvim Escobar is somewhere laughing.

[tennischmp]

He should stop having such rough sex

[nando714]

His balls are just dropping

[ItzTacosYerrp]

Lol at the amount of big balls in this thread

No homo

[Homebrewer]

Lol at the amount of big droopy balls in this thread

No homo

Fixed

[Hollyw00d]

Albert and mike out on a shopping date:

 

 

[ELEVEN]

This thread delivers

[Homebrewer]

I'll bet Albert still wears STL Cardinals undies..

Edited June 30, 2014 by Homebrewer

[Chuck]

Angels first baseman Albert Pujols has a golf ball-sized swollen lymph gland in the vicinity of his right groin, an ailment that didn't necessarily bother him until what ended up being a crucial play in Sunday's 5-4 loss to the Royals.

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And the manager still pencils him in the lineup and bats him 3rd? WTF

[gotbeer]

And the manager still pencils him in the lineup and bats him 3rd? WTF

 

Scioscia wants to show that he has balls also.

[Homebrewer]

And the manager still pencils him in the lineup and bats him 3rd? WTF

Welcome.

Maybe Baylor can talk some sense into Scioscia. It's pretty much the only hope we have.

[fan_since79]

Pujols slowed down by a swollen stomach bank account

 

Fixed.

[DoubleOffTheWall]

Side effects of roids

[Jason]

If I didn't know better I would think he was older

[Homebrewer]

Do they ever drug test managers?

[fan_since79]

Side effects of roids

 

...of steroid use or withdrawal.

 

But also symptomatic of many other things.

[tdawg87]

Side effects of being old.

[HaloCory22]

Escobar enjoying the sunset.