Things more reliable than Fernando Salas

[Taylor]

I'll begin:

 

The California government.

[jshep]

Albert Pujols with RISP

[tdawg87]

The condom that Mr. and Mrs. Salas used.

[martinpa25]

The angels against the al west

[Mark68]

Actually, Salas IS reliable.

 

You can rely on him to let every inherited runner to score.

 

He's VERY consistent.

[Hollyw00d]

An Alfa romeo

[mhpaul]

The AT&T Center's air conditioner 

[Lou]

Homebrewer coming up with a fresh take

[mtangelsfan]

Salas is reliable to be horrible.  He's definitely worth the first round pick we traded him for.  

[Jason]

Scioscia's decisions on who to pitch in a 1 run game with the bases loaded.

[Jason]

Ibanez's bat

[Make Angels Great Again]

Good God I didn't realize people were being serious.

 

Including tonight, Salas has come into the game with 9 inherited runners and all 9 have scored.

[NrM]

Good God I didn't realize people were being serious.

 

Including tonight, Salas has come into the game with 9 inherited runners and all 9 have scored.

 

I'm surprised he hasn't given up more.

Dude is awful.

Edited June 6, 2014 by Poozy

[jshep]

Good God I didn't realize people were being serious.

 

Including tonight, Salas has come into the game with 9 inherited runners and all 9 have scored.

 

I have to give him props, you would think at some point he would just like luck into stranding one.

 

But not Fernando. Good work, buddy.

[Homebrewer]

Lou's bargain brand absorbent underwear.

[Lou]

That was dumb

[Docwaukee]

God forbid we hand the ball to Smith with two outs in the 8th in an ultra high leverage situation on the road down by a run. 

 

Nope.  Don't want to wear him out.  Those 1.2ip over the last 7 days would put him over the edge. 

 

Nope.  Hand it to the guy that hasn't stranded an inherited runner all season.  One that hasn't pitched in a game with an inherited runner in over a month.

 

It's not like the plan with Salas was working or anything.  He had two wins and four holds in his last 14 appearances where he came in with no runners on. 

 

But let's throw him into a high leverage situation anyway just for the **** of it.  We didn't want a chance to come back anyway. 

[fan_since79]

Good God I didn't realize people were being serious.

 

Including tonight, Salas has come into the game with 9 inherited runners and all 9 have scored.

 

It's like Ibanez, he's coming around and close to being really effective. Ibanez needs more at-bats and Salas needs more innings.

[Tank]

the high-quality, non-scripted banter at the end of every episode of pawn stars.

[Hollyw00d]

Lindsay lohan's drawers

[Tank]

my brother showing up on time for something.

 

 

 

this one might be funny only to me.

[mancini79]

[Taylor]

This thread.