Cop Allegedly Caught Masturbating In Starbucks

[Redondo]

Cop Allegedly Caught Masturbating In Starbucks

 

A Camden, New Jersey officer has been removed from duty and charged with disorderly lewdness after police say he was caught masturbating in a Starbucks, according to CBS Philly.

 

On May 7, Lt. Benito Gonzalez Junior allegedly pulled down his shorts while seated at a table inside the coffee store and began apparently trying to put his own foam on his latte.

[Brandon]

Tdawg, what's your thoughts on alleged masturbation?

[JAHV76]

Sounds like he got caught in a sticky situation

[Tank]

pulled down his shorts? that's some commitment in a public place.

[mancini79]

Would you like cream with your coffee?

[gotbeer]

Did he shoot blanks?

[tdawg87]

Tdawg, what's your thoughts on alleged masturbation?

 

That term has been following me around since the 4th grade.

[Taylor]

Are they sure this wasn't in Florida?

[TobiasFunke]

New Jersey, the Florida of the....well...outside Florida

[Hollyw00d]

Doesn't he know you go in the bathroom first? Rookie.

[Pbonetheman]

Doesn't he know you go in the bathroom first? Rookie.

He was new to the beat.

[Lhalo]

FAPpuccino.

[Tank]

Maybe he was inspired by the festival in japan.

[Blarg]

The 17-year-veteran of the department, who worked in the narcotics unit...

 

I'm sure there is no connection.

[Lou]

He was allegedly caught? 

[Stradling]

This is BY FAR the worst thing a police officer has ever done.

[Brandon]

Allegedly

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Are they sure this wasn't in Florida?

 

The location was changed to protect the innocent.

[vlad27]

He must have been inspired by the photos if Oprah and her "Oprah chai" which tastes pretty much like drinking perfume ....

[Glen]

My bucket list just got one item longer.

[arch stanton]

My bucket list just got one item longer.

You should have been in the far east in the early eighties. My list was mostly filled before I turned 25.

[Tank]

My bucket list just got one item longer.

 

[JAHV76]

I wonder what nickname earned at the station after this incident. Hey look its Jack Off.

[LBHalos17]

MeHoff

Even if he's cleared innocent, the jokes will unfortunately linger.

[Adam]

If he was thinking about a man while doing it he could run for office as an ( R )

Edited May 29, 2014 by Adam