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Possible Trade Porn: Blanton to Atlanta


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Nobody is trading for Blanton unless we receive a garbage contract in return, because w Blanton, its not only a bad pitcher, but an expensive one as well.

 

It would only be a sh*t for p*ss type trade.

The equivalent of granny porn.

 

They would probably just pay 90% of his salary and get a no-level prospect in return.

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His name is Terd...oslovic? Count me in.

 

Sounds like even value for Blanton. One for another.

 

Braves' rotation before they trade for Blanton:

 

Teheran

Alex Wood

David Hale

Gus Schosser

No fifth starter.

 

 

Braves' rotation after they trade for Blanton:

 

Teheran

Alex Wood

David Hale

Gus Schosser

No fifth starter.

 

Which Is why I don't see them doing this. They are too smart of an organization to believe that Blanton would be the answer to anything for even one start. This is just a sports writer identifying a team with a need and trying to create a story.

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Sounds like even value for Blanton. One for another.

 

Braves' rotation before they trade for Blanton:

 

Teheran

Alex Wood

David Hale

Gus Schosser

No fifth starter.

 

 

Braves' rotation after they trade for Blanton:

 

Teheran

Alex Wood

David Hale

Gus Schosser

No fifth starter.

 

Which Is why I don't see them doing this. They are too smart of an organization to believe that Blanton would be the answer to anything for even one start. This is just a sports writer identifying a team with a need and trying to create a story.

A sports writer didn't come up with that idea/story. The OP came up with the idea. After this thread was started, the Braves signed Harang to probably start the season as their fifth starter.

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Joe Blanton for a whiff of Fred McGriff's taint.

Ive said it before and Ill say it again-Blantons problem is he gets his cup caught in his pubic hairs when he pitches. After very single pitch, he grabs his junk and readjusts. Its out of control. Obviosly as he goes into windup, his cup grabs onto his pubes and pinches him in a delicate spot and it affects the delivery. He needs to get a smaller cup, or do away with it all together. I mean look at how huge his cup is. His junk enters the room 5 minutes before he does. Im telling you, he's very "uncomfortable" while pitching. 

 

;-)

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Ive said it before and Ill say it again-Blantons problem is he gets his cup caught in his pubic hairs when he pitches. After very single pitch, he grabs his junk and readjusts. Its out of control. Obviosly as he goes into windup, his cup grabs onto his pubes and pinches him in a delicate spot and it affects the delivery. He needs to get a smaller cup, or do away with it all together. I mean look at how huge his cup is. His junk enters the room 5 minutes before he does. Im telling you, he's very "uncomfortable" while pitching. 

 

;-)

 

Better pass that along to Mike Butcher so that he can fix it.

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