To Those Of You That Have Trouble Blowing Ass In The Morning

[St1ck]

Taco Bell has your back:

https://www.yahoo.com/food/taco-bell-takes-aim-at-mcdonalds-with-breakfast-77736394463.html

Edited February 25, 2014 by st1ckboy

[Jason]

Fast food breakfasts sucks! I can't wait to see how Taco Bell gets Doritos involved with breakfast.

[Hollyw00d]

It looks mildly erotic

[gotbeer]

Well, considering a very popular breakfast is a breakfast burrito.  Makes sense for Taco Bell to get involved.  Actually very surprised it took them this long to do so.

[jshep]

Shouldn't a thread with "blowing ass" in the title be in the After Dark forum?

Edited February 25, 2014 by jshep

[Taylor]

Chick-fil-A has excellent breakfast. By far the best for fast food.

 

In before st1ck says, "But it's homophobic breakfast!"

[St1ck]

Chick-fil-A has excellent breakfast. By far the best for fast food.

In before st1ck says, "But it's homophobic breakfast!"

I saw someone trying to order from the drive-thru of a Chick-fil-A yesterday. Bigots are dumb.

[jshep]

Is it true that Chik-fil-a won't sell a banana to a guy during breakfast?

[CaliAngel]

Hilariously enough no matter how hard liberals have tried to smear their image and take down the franchise with protests and lies, even the most adamant criticizers of the chain have admitted that Chic-Fil-A is delicious and that the experience provided by the employees is friendly and unique to any other fast food chain around.

 

Apparently quality food and superb customer service goes a long way!

 

I will not be trying Taco Bell breakfast. Ever.

[RallyMo]

Hilariously enough no matter how hard liberals have tried to smear their image and take down the franchise with protests and lies, even the most adamant criticizers of the chain have admitted that Chic-Fil-A is delicious and that the experience provided by the employees is friendly and unique to any other fast food chain around.

Apparently quality food and superb customer service goes a long way!

I will not be trying Taco Bell breakfast. Ever.

How the hell do you live in California without having been to an In-N-Out?

Also, don't bother bringing up that it's also a Christian business, it doesn't help your case that Chick-fil-A is unique.

Edited February 25, 2014 by RallyMo

[CaliAngel]

How the hell do you live in California without having been to an In-N-Out?

Also, don't bother bringing up that it's also a Christian business, it doesn't help your case that Chick-fil-A is unique.

 

Wait -- In N Out employees bring your food to your table?

 

They walk around and are happy to clean off your table when you're done eating?

 

They notice if your beverage is low and ask if you'd like a drink refill?

 

I know you are adamant about justifying your constant hard-on for the place, but what alternate universe In-N-Out locations are you visiting?

 

I also didn't say anything -- nor do I care -- that either is a Christian business. Irrelevant.

[St1ck]

Wait -- In N Out employees bring your food to your table?

They walk around and are happy to clean off your table when you're done eating?

They notice if your beverage is low and ask if you'd like a drink refill?

I know you are adamant about justifying your constant hard-on for the place, but what alternate universe In-N-Out locations are you visiting?

I also didn't say anything -- nor do I care -- that either is a Christian business. Irrelevant.

Carl's Jr does all those things, but without the hate.

[nate]

I have been to Chick-Fil-A and they haven't done any of those things.

[St1ck]

I have been to Chick-Fil-A and they haven't done any of those things.

In addition to the gays, they also hate midgets.

[gotbeer]

Carl's Jr does all those things, but without the hate.

 

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aZw1oI3lTNDg&refer=muse

 

 

A lifelong conservative Republican, Karcher was a financial backer of the so-called Brigg's Initiative, a 1978 ballot proposal that would have required California state schools to fire any gay or lesbian teachers. 

 

[Chimi]

They've had these at the Taco Bell in Lake Forest for a little bit now.  Haven't tried it though.

[St1ck]

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aZw1oI3lTNDg&refer=muse

Dammit Karcher! Well at least we can be sure that Dave Thomas, and Jack Inthe Box don't hate the gays.

[Jason]

Is it true that Chik-fil-a won't sell a banana to a guy during breakfast?

It's just cut into smaller pieces first.

[Tank]

It's just cut into smaller pieces first.

 

if they have any integrity, they're using this brilliant device:

 

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII

[Taylor]

I have been to Chick-Fil-A and they haven't done any of those things.

 

Really? I worked at a Chick-fil-A and was trained to do those things from Day 1. I've been to many Chick-fil-A locations and have never had the employees NOT do those things.

 

It probably depends on the owner/operator.

[CaliAngel]

if they have any integrity, they're using this brilliant device:

 

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII

 

Love products with joke reviews.

 

Other great ones include reviews on $1000 HDMI cables. "Was amazed that when I opened the package the cable was already plugged in..." haha

[HaloMagic]

Really? I worked at a Chick-fil-A and was trained to do those things from Day 1. I've been to many Chick-fil-A locations and have never had the employees NOT do those things.

It probably depends on the owner/operator.

The more they hate, the better the service. It's just a trade-off.

[Lhalo]

I haven't been to Chick-fil-a yet but I've heard good things. I'll see if there's one around my work and maybe try it out.

[HaloMagic]

I haven't been to Chick-fil-a yet but I've heard good things. I'll see if there's one around my work and maybe try it out.

Make sure you try the Bigot Burger and a side of the HomoPhobic Phries. And definitely consider picking up a Irrational Hatred And Fear Of Gay People That Runs Completely Counter to The Lessons Their Savior Taught Vanilla Milkshake. All solid choices. I think that's a number 2 on the menu.

[arch stanton]

Maybe the Chicl-fil-a that I ate in was an exception but I found the food to be pretty forgettable. And that was before I heard about the other crap.