Albert Pujols: "Jeter pretty close to Jesus"

[mancini79]

Jesus?

 

 

Jesus was also racist?

[Hollyw00d]

Even if you believe in Jesus -- which I do not as I am an atheist -- would you really compare a ballplayer to the son of a God? I didn't realize giving girls one sleeps with during a one night stand gift baskets was so Devine.

I see his point, I usually just gave mine del taco and a ride home

[Docwaukee]

I see his point, I usually just gave mine del taco and a ride home

Giving one of yours del taco could get expensive

[xboom28x]

If nothing else, at least ESPN has given us this:

 

 

Apparently cankles must make you a better Catcher.

[Ohtaniland]

Jesus was also racist?

No but he has some amazing looking Apostles.

[sneaky_flute]

Derek Jeter is gayer than a 6-dollar bill. He should just come out and set a precedent in major league baseball.

[Lhalo]

lol

[Glen]

You can give your heart to Jeter but your ass belongs to the Angels!

Edited February 16, 2014 by Glen

[Glen]

Derek Jeter is gayer than a 6-dollar bill. He should just come out and set a precedent in major league baseball.

 

 

If he's gay he has the best damn beard ever.

[JAHV76]

Jeter has been putting wood to the Rangers for years.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Depends on what was in the gift baskets. I mean, for all we know, jeetz gave them herpes the night before, and the cure in the gift basket. That would be pretty devine.

Even if you believe in Jesus -- which I do not as I am an atheist -- would you really compare a ballplayer to the son of a God? I didn't realize giving girls one sleeps with during a one night stand gift baskets was so Devine.

 

[ukyah]

this thread is like michael richards doing standup comedy.